~If you are weird, crazy, insane, odd, not-normal, a freak of a psychotic nature, random or anything similar,
copy and paste this into your profile~
+Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. If you are weird and proud of it, put this into your profile.+
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say PARAMORE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, B******!"
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh
I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
On the other hand, this is Kitty.
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!
If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile (THE REDFERNS ARE DA BOMB!)
If you think RashelX Quinn is better than AliceXjasper, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (YEAH!)
If you think HannahXThierry is better than RosalieXEmmett, Copy and paste this to your profile (HELL YEA!)
If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile
If you think Ash Redfern is Better then Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you think John Quinn is Better than Jacob Black, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
"When life hands you The Jonas Brothers, throw them back and yell...
"I WANT JOHN QUINN!"
People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile
If you cry when your favourite fictional character get's hurt.
If you have read more than 4 books'.
If you cry in romantic/sad movies.
LADIES don't start fights, we FINISH them.
A good girl is a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination! Mwu ha ha ha ha!!!!!
║██║ Music is my life. Put this if u listen
║(o)║to REAL music.
╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987
If TTS.com to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?