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Five Things Everyone Should Know About You?
blonde
girl
love sports
Team Jacob
plays volleyball

Twilight Test

Twilight Test from Dumb Spot!

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When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?
first time it came out!!
2
Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?
Team Jacob i like guys with muscle
Which Character Are You Most Like?
Alice-because we both seem to be nice, we will do anything to protect the people we care about
Favorite Books
twilight
harry potter
the host
What is Your Favorite Music
Country
Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games:
twilight, NCIS, basketball
Favorite Quotes:
freedom is very delicat-it's like a leaf it's hard to catch and once it's cought it might not be what you expected-Amari and Polly(Copper Sun)
Favorite Activities
reading
basketball-any chance i get!!
volleyball look out
when a guy says your HOT
he's looking at ur body
when a guy says your PRETTY
he's looking at ur face
when a guy says ur BEAUTIFUL
he's looking at your heart

If your asking if I need you,
The answer is forever
If your asking if I'll leave you,
The answer is never
If your asking what I value,
The answer is you,
If your asking if I love you,
The answer is I do

When I first saw you,
I was afraid to meet you,
When I first met you,
I was afraid to kiss you,
When I first kissed you,
I was afraid to love you.
But now that I love you,
I'm afraid to loose you.

A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism.

I'm not random, I just have many thoughts. Jealous, aren't you?

Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

Kids in the backseat cause accidents
Accidents in the backseat cause Kids

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Silence is golden, but YELLING IS FUN!

We are so tight,
we make spandex look baggy.

Good Girls are only Bad girls who did not get caught!!

People that don't know me think I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.

Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us all a favor and jump off it.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

*Wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy,
Mondays were fun,
Junk food was good for you,
homework didn't exist,
girls weren't drama queens,
guys weren't losers,
and saying goodbye only meant until tomorrow.*

Me without you is like
A pot head who's not high
A plane that doesn't fly
A suicidal that doesn't die
A shoe with no laces
A nerd without braces
Asentencewitoutspaces
A gay guy without style
S**t without a pile
A phone without a dial
A desk without a seat
Socks without feet
A heart missing its beat

15 ways to prove that the world will fall to stupidity:

•On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
•On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
•On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
•On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
•On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
•On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
•On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
•On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
•On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
•On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
•On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
•On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
•On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
•On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
•On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

101 Ways To annoy Edward Cullen
1. Call him Eddy, all the time
2. Give yourself a paper cut and make a point of showing him the blood, then put it in your mouth. Say, “Mmmm, Delicious! Want some?”
3. Say “you don’t look that scary”
4. Use vampire expression like “holy Dracula” and “good bye sweet Transylvania”
5. Visualize yourself naked
6. Ask him to help you do something impossible (save the world, build an atomic clock, help you with your calculus ect). When he has trouble say “never mind, I’m sure Jacob could help me”
7. Drive REALLY slow
8. Volunteer him for a blood drive
9. Hold up a bottle of ketchup and say, “look!! BLOOOOOD OOOOOOOO”
10. Hang posters that say “I support Jacob Black” and “Jacob Black for President” All over his room
11. Throw him to the crazy fan girl hordes.
12. Tie Bella to some railroad tracks. When he gets mad, say, “Wow, a little overprotective, aren’t we? I’m sure Jacob wouldn’t have a problem with this.”
13. Say, “Hey, aren’t you that guy from Harry Potter?”
14. Tell him that Emmet is a cooler vampire than him.
15. Tell him that Jane has the coolest vampire power. Mention that it’s significantly better than mind reading.
16. Continually suggest that he’d be better off eating Bella, rather than dating her.
17. Mention that he isn’t a real vampire.
18. When flying on an airplane, say, “If this plane crashes on an island, we eat Bella first.”
19. Suggest that his life is too stressful. Recommend aromatherapy.
20. When he announces his wedding, say “Why? Is Bella pregnant?”
21. Leave bloody dead animals around him. Insist that you’re helping with the aromatherapy.
22. Invite Jacob’s whole family to the wedding. When he gets mad, say, “I was just trying to help.”
23. Invite the Volturi to the wedding.
24. Make a list of the ways that werewolves are cooler than vampires. Show it to him. Act offended when he gets mad.
25. Tell him that he’s too closed-minded: he needs to welcome people of all cultures into his life.
26. Talk in Ebonics.
27. Tell him to “bear in mind other people’s thoughts.”
28. Kidnap Bella. When he asks where she is, say, “Don’t worry about it.”
29. When he threatens to kill you, say, “Now, now, aren’t we being a little hasty?”
30. When he really is going to kill you, blame Alice. Say she took her to LA to go shopping.
31. Poke him.
32. When he talks about how painful his transformation was, say, “Oh, yeah, your life is soooo hard.”
33. When he talks about how much he loves Bella, say, “Aren’t you a little young to know what love is? Maybe you should wait till you’re a few years older.”
34. Make Bella wear a team Jacob shirt.
35. Suggest that he and Bella take some time off to “see other people.” Recommend Jessica Stanley for him.
36. Run over his Volvo with Bella’s truck.
37. While he’s listening, tell Bella she deserves something better.
38. Invite him to go to the beach with you.
39. Read the back of the Twilight books to him. Bonus points for using a dramatic announcer voice.
40. Blame him for all of Bella’s past injuries.
41. Constantly hint at how good Bella must smell.
42. Visualize his life in 20 years. SUV, suburban house, 12 kids.
43. Laugh when Bella trips. Loudly.
44. Shine a bright light in his face. Say, “Darnit, you didn’t go all sparkly.”
45. Buy a copy of Breaking Dawn on the black market. Tell him he dies at the end.
46. Ask him where he buys his body glitter.
47. Suggest self-tanner.
48. When Bella says how much she loves him, think then why was she making out with Jacob down at La Push yesterday?
49. When he gets mad, innocently say, “I didn’t say anything.”
50. Point out the circles under his eyes. Tell him to get more sleep.
51. Offer to lend him your concealer.
52. Withdraw the offer. Tell him that he’s too pale for this shade.
53. Suggest that a week in the tropics would do him good.
54. Tell him that we’re getting tired of his “scary” act.
55. Redecorate his room in a Care-bear theme.
56. Tell him that it will help him be happy.
57. Buy him a wolf plushie.
58. Turn his piano into a craps table.
59. Suggest that he try harder to make new friends.
60. Tell him that he should hang out with Mike Newton more often.
61. Put pretty bows in his hair while he’s distracted.
62. Tell him that pretending to sleep would make him sympathize with the humans more.
63. Cook delicious-looking meals. When he won’t eat them, get offended. Tell him “I put my sweat and blood into that meal!”
64. Suggest the same stupid plan over and over again. When he gets mad, say, “Well now, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning…oh, wait!”
65. Tell him he could up his cool if he went out for football. Or Track.
66. Wear tinfoil on your head. When he asks why, tell him that people are always trying to read your mind.
67. Give yourself a paper-cut in front of Jasper.
68. When he attacks, say, “Bad, dog, down!”
69. Suggest that they keep Jasper in the back yard. “If he can’t be civilized, well…”
70. Push Bella in front of a bus.
71. Pour ketchup on Bella.
72. Ask him to sign your copy of Twilight.
73. Wonder loudly to yourself what The Souls are going to do with the Cullen’s when they invade.
74. Plant daisies in his house.
75. Break all of his CDs.
76. Take Bella shopping. Accidentally leave her at the mall.
77. Crash his wedding.
78. When he plans his wedding, say, “Who’s going to come? You know like four people.”
79. Whenever he comes into the room, start mentally singing the ‘Gilligan’s Island’ theme song.
80. When he tells you to stop, say, “Stop what?”
81. Take all of his CD’s. Replace them with songs from Disney movies.
82. Tell him that he and Bella should go on more ‘real dates.’
83. Ask him if he’s planning on having a vampire attack Bella every spring break. Mention that you know someone who would be willing to help this year.
84. Make a list of reasons why Bella should leave him. Make sure that you have one of them be, “Jacob. Enough said.”
85. Roll in glitter. Run around saying, “Look at me! I’m Edward! I’m Edward!”
86. Write him love poems. Sign them from Jacob.
87. Tell him that it’s perfectly acceptable to be an ‘alternative couple’ with Jacob.
88. Diagram a love triangle: Edward <3 Jacob. Jacob <3 Bella. Bella <3 Edward.
89. When he plans his wedding, say, “You know, the leading cause of divorce is marrying too young.”
90. Suggest that the Cullen’s have more “family meetings.” Make a point not to invite Bella.
91. Tell Bella that her cooking skills will be wasted if she marries him.
92. Ask him if he’ll still love Bella once she’s a vampire and not clumsy anymore.
93. Give him your Divorce attorney’s card. Tell him it’s “Just in case.”
94. Skip around the house chanting, “Edward and Bella, sitting in a tree.”
95. Diagnose him randomly. “Maybe you have sleep apnea.” “You look anemic. Have you been getting enough red meat?” “Maybe it’s a vitamin D deficiency.” Ask Carlisle to back your suggestions up.
96. Invite small children to his house for ‘scary story time’.
97. Paint his room. Pink.
98. Ask if you’re going to be in the wedding party. Repeatedly. And frequently.
99. Wonder what to get him for a wedding present. “A mattress topper? No, that won’t work. A blender? No, wait…oh! A trip to Hawaii. Oh, never mind…”
100. Wave wooden crosses and strings of garlic at him randomly. When he asks what you’re doing, say, “I know I read this somewhere.”
101. Mail him a llama. When he asks why, say, “Why not?”
102. Don’t think.
103. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
104. Knock on his door and the second he opens it, start singing Christmas carols really loud and off key.….make sure you do this around Easter.
105. Make him go out with you to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
106. Send him love letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
107. lock ... him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella. Do the math people.

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At 11:08pm on April 21, 2011, blondie said…

Havent been on in forever!!

 

At 12:12pm on August 18, 2009, blondie said…
thanks!!
At 10:04pm on August 6, 2009, blondie said…
just came to me and ya
At 4:20am on July 25, 2009, jakes gurl said…

At 9:21pm on May 11, 2009, JAKE'S RIDE OR DIE CHICK! said…
At 7:31pm on April 16, 2009, blondie said…
nothing u?
At 6:50pm on April 14, 2009, mandy said…
whats up??
At 6:35pm on April 14, 2009, mandy said…
hey
At 9:59pm on April 9, 2009, Dark Angel said…
wassup!
At 3:23pm on March 30, 2009, ♥Juliet♥loves♥Her♥Romeo♥4♥Ever!♥ said…
i no it will be so freakin messed up!that is y i joined team taylor and not team edward.
 
 
 

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