God i fricken love bruno mars, dont you? rhetorical question, of course you love him!

15 ways to prove that the world will fall to stupidity:



On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)



On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special)?



On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"

(and that would be how???....)



On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion:… Continue

FORGET HIS NAME

FORGET HIS FACE

FORGET HIS KISS

HIS WARM EMBRACE

FORGET THE LOVE YOU ONCE KNEW

REMEMBER HE HAS SOMEONE NEW

FORGET HIM WHEN THEY PLAY YOUR SONG

REMEMEBER WHEN YOU CRIED ALL NIGHT LONG

FORGET HOW CLOSE YOU ONCE WERE

REMEMEBER HE HAS CHOSEN HER

FORGET HOW YOU MEMORIZED HIS WALK

FORGET THE WAY YOU USED TO TALK

FORGET THE THINGS HE USED TO SAY

REMEMEBER HE'S GONE AWAY

FORGET HIS LAUGH FORGET HIS GRIN

FORGET… Continue

Emmett Cullen must remember that:



1. He is not Harry Potter, even if the 4th graders think he is



2. He is not to refer to Bella as 'that cute, clumsy, little meal on legs'



3. Rosalie's hair does not tell him things



4. Neither does Carlisle's



5. The only proper response to a Alice's question of "Does this make me look fat?" is 'No.'



6. Nudist colonies only exist in France



7. His name is Emmett, not The All Powerful… Continue

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART



1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them

and stranding them at strategic locations.



2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.



3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals

throughout the day.



4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get

to join in.



5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all… Continue

50 Things To Do in an Elevator



1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.



2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.



3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"



4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.



5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.



6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural… Continue

True Love Means...



A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle.



Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast. I'm scared! And I don't want anything to happen.



Guy: Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Your having fun right?



Girl: NO...please stop. I'm really scared



Guy: Then tell me you love me.



Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.



Guy: Give me a hug.



*Girl hugs… Continue

1. Call him Eddy, all the time

2. Give yourself a paper cut and make a point of showing him the blood, then put it in your mouth. Say, “Mmmm, Delicious! Want some?”

3. Say “you don’t look that scary”

4. Use vampire expression like “holy Dracula” and “good bye sweet Transylvania”

5. Visualize yourself naked

6. Ask him to help you do something impossible (save the world, build an atomic clock, help you with your calculus ect). When he has trouble say “never mind, I’m sure… Continue

♥Bella: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?

♥Edward: No

♥Bella: Do You Like Me?

♥Edward: Not Really.

♥Bella: Do You Want Me?

♥Edward: No.

♥Bella: Would You Cry If I Left?

♥Edward: No.

♥Bella: Would You Live For Me?

♥Edward: No.

♥Bella: Would You Do Anything For Me?

♥Edward: No.

♥Bella: What would u choose,me or your life?.

♥Edward: My Life.

♥Bella Runs Away In Shock And Pain And Edward Runs After Her And Says:

♥The Reason You… Continue

~TWILIGHT OATH~

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

When ever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

When ever I am in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember… Continue