...S...Obsession over vampires!
THE ALICE CULLEN POEM:
Dont mess with a Cullen,
I know whats a coming,
Its no mystery.
My blood runs cold,
My eyes are golden brown.
Im what you call immortal
My skills are world renown.
Im small, Im short,
Im really good at sport.
Im sweet, Im kind,
And jasper is all mine.
I sparkle like a diamond,
When Im in the sun.
I drive Italian sports cars,
Being a vamps so much fun
You ought to meet my family,
Theres no need to fear.
Instead of sucken humans,
We would prefer a deer.
Were not among the living,
So we dont need to sleep.
So, hey, lets through a party,
And come in Emmetts jeep.
I think a storm is brewing,
And Edwards really keen.
To through around a baseball,
Come and join the team.
Rose is really gorgeous,
But her tempers really bad.
But youll love Carlisle and Esme,
My vampire Mum and Dad.
The best thing I saw comin,
My sister Bella Swan.
They went to Isle Esme,
And now Nessie is born.
One thing we put up with,
For Nessies salvation.
Is Jakes stinky wolf pack,
Livin on the reservation.
Oh, yea, I see the future,
The world is set on fire.
And everyones talkin,
Bout the author Stephenie Meyer
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To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm luckч
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I'm sιttιng with чou
Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
Ten reasons to be team Jasper:
1. He's sensitive to your feelings, literally.
2. He doesn't take his brothers to strip clubs.
3. He fought in the civil war.
4. He didn't kill Bella.
5. He sparkles.
6. He never left anyone.
7. He showed everyone how to fight.
8. Blonds have more fun.
9. He has an amazing ability to put up with Rosalie.
10. He's just that cool. TEAM JASPER ALWAYS AND FOREVER AMEN
When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?
2008= ive lost count ive read it so many times... Eclipse is my favourite
Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?
Team Edward-man i love him............ he is the right choice for bella.. he loves her and he sees who she really is