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FUNNY OMEGLE CONVO

ok, im "you" and then theres this totally random guy named "stranger".omegle is a site were you can talk to complete strangers. some are perves. personally, i like to prank ppl. here a convo!You: listen, i dont know what to do anymore. maybe were not right for each other.Stranger: oh no we areStranger: trust meStranger: i'm a doctorYou: but, youve changed. and those are the most scary words in the relationship vocabulary.Stranger: i'm sorry i can changeYou: no! no more change! youve already…See More
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"yea. but i had him for a year, and hamsters dont live that long...."
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"i want to be some kind of doctor. im thinking maybe a brain or knee sergeon."
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"we think that its swine flu, but i should be good enough to go back monday."
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Five Things Everyone Should Know About You?
1) I LOVE THE DARK KNIGHT JOKER....
2)Befor Twilight came out, my real nickname was Bella.
3)I love Twilight, but I will NEVER wear Twilight stuff. It's not that I don't like Twilight, I just don't wear famous people and stuff.
4)I want to be a vampire from Twilight. (Then I could go in sunlight :) )
5)I KNOW RUDY REYES FROM GENERATION KILL! AND HE KNOWS THE DUDE WHO PLAYS EMMETT!
When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?
I read Twilight in 2008 after I saw the movie. I've read Twilight at least all four books, but I just skip to my favorite parts now days.
Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?
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Team Edward because Edward is what you would call a gentleman. He respects Bella's disisions and Jacob is trying to force Bella to love him. Also, Edward's cool, cute in the movie, I love how he is so old fashioned with his speach and like traditon. Too bad Robert Pattinson is ugly in real life lol. NO OFFENSE. In real life I would so go out with Jacob though....what's his name?
Which Character Are You Most Like?
Don't click here!Man, it would either be Bella or Alice. Bella because I'm ordinary like that, have divorced parents and take care of my mom, and I don't think I would be scared if I found out that my boyfriend was a vampire. In fact, I'd probably be like "BITE ME! BITE ME! OH, you know you want to!" and then like scream in "pain" after just one bite so he would (hopfully) stop and then I could transform!!! :-O Sadly, I love places like Forks and I love the rain 'cause I'm from Kansas! Alice becasue I'm nice like that, on the small side, and everybody thinks I'm weird too.
Favorite Books
I HATE TWILIGHT! Dude jk I love it. I love the Warrior series, A Mango Shaped Space, It there was a flippin' Joker based one I'd love it, Unleashed, Chocolate Fever, A Mango Shaped Space, The Westing Game.
What is Your Favorite Music
Anything Avril Lavigne, Hip Hop, old rock like When You Were Young, surprisingly I kinda like the songs from Juno, basically anything but retro and disco.
Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games:


Make your own Countdown Clocks

DARK KNIGHT DARK KNIGHT DARK KNIGHT! Twilight, MST3K, Mythbusters, Kingdom Hearts, Four Feathers, Knight's Tale, Time Warp, and there's probably more but it's like 9:30 right now and I'm tired.
Favorite Quotes:
Dude....I LOVE THIS QUESTION!!!! 1)"Let's put a smile on that face!"-Joker (Dark Knight)
2)"It's not about money, it's about sending a message."-Joker (Dark Knight)
3)"Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All you need is a little push!"-Joker (Dark Knight)
5)"I'm a man of my word"-Joker (Dark Knight)
6)"Joker puts 'laughter' in 'slaughter'."-Me
ok before everybody gets pissed at me for associating the Joker so much I will stop my wonderful memory (yes I've memorized the Joker lines) and put other people's quotes. Especially Twilight!
7)"What if I'm not the superhero? What if I'm the bad-guy?"-Edward (Twilight)
8)"It wouldn't be like drinking your blood for example."-Edward (Twilight) nice move Edward.
9)"Oh, you do smell good."-Alice (Twilight)
10)"Is she even Italian?"-Rosalie (Twilight) "Her name is Bella"-Emmett (Twilight)
11)"There was bacon?!?!"-My friend
12)"O MI GOSH THERE'S CHICKEN LEFT?!?!"-ME
12)"I'm a retarded nork. It's complicated."-ME
13)"So you seduced your all too willing husband. That's not a capital offense."-Edward (Breaking Dawn)
14)"Penugins. Lovely."-Edward (Um, I think Eclipse?)
15)"Friends pick you up when you fall down. Best Friends laugh because they're the ones who tripped you!"-Some bumber sticker
16)"You're a sick, twisted lunatic... I like that in a person."-Some bumber sticker. I like this one because it's like me to the Joker lol
Favorite Activities
computer, obsessing over the Joker, reading my favorite parts of Twilight, trying to break stupid records with my bff, trying to embarass my bff, going to the movies,sleeping.

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FUNNY OMEGLE CONVO

Posted on January 17, 2010 at 1:43am 0 Comments

ok, im "you" and then theres this totally random guy named "stranger".



omegle is a site were you can talk to complete strangers. some are perves. personally, i like to prank ppl. here a convo!





You: listen, i dont know what to do anymore. maybe were not right for each other.

Stranger: oh no we are

Stranger: trust me

Stranger: i'm a doctor

You: but, youve changed. and those are the most scary words in the relationship vocabulary.

Stranger: i'm… Continue

HILARIOUS RANDOM JOKER THINGS FROM YOUTUBE!!!!!!!

Posted on March 28, 2009 at 1:44am 0 Comments

I WAS BORED AND I WAS SEARCHIN' YOUTUBE AND I FOUND THESE! THEY'RE HILARIOUS JOKER SCENES BUT THEY'RE EITHER SPED UP OR SLOWED DOWN!!!!I ALMOST THREW UP!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSLAK6XR4rc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlZ3RlX9o3Q&feature=related

PLEASE LOOK!!!!!

DARK KNIGHT INTERROGATION SCENE SCRIPT (NOT OFFICIAL JUST FROM WONDERFUL MEMORY)

Posted on March 19, 2009 at 8:19pm 1 Comment

J-JOKER I DIDN'T LOOK AT THE MOVIE WHEN I TYPED THIS

B-BATMAN

* *-ACTION



*BATMAN SMASHES JOKER'S HEAD INTO TABLE*

J-Ah... Never start with the head the victim gets all-fuzzy. He can't feel the next---

*BATMAN SMASHES JOKER'S HAND*

J-....See?

B-You wanted me? Here I am.

J-I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disapoint. You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place.... Even to a guy like me that's cold!

B-Where's… Continue

One Out Of A Million.... At Least

Posted on March 5, 2009 at 1:19am 0 Comments

Ok, I just think that it's funny that I can go up to any of my friends and ask them "whitch one's my page?".... Ya, your scrolling down the the member list. All of them something to do with Twilight or a pic of themselves. Oh, what's this? A sudden picture of the Joker? Hm.... "....I can't believe that in a site full of Twilight fans you put a pic of the Joker...." Yes well that's me. I may put a lot of Joker stuff, but I'm still just as much of a fan as you guys are. I just probably like the… Continue

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At 11:00pm on November 30, 2009, MusicLuvr13 said…
awwww, tht sux:(
At 3:36pm on November 29, 2009, MusicLuvr13 said…
sweet
At 8:49pm on November 24, 2009, MusicLuvr13 said…
ehhhhhh nm, really bord, and im dyin for christmas cus i want some more clothes lol. hbu??
At 12:03pm on November 22, 2009, MusicLuvr13 said…
ohhhhh
At 5:56pm on November 18, 2009, MusicLuvr13 said…
ohhh :( im sorry bout ur hamster!!
At 6:40am on November 16, 2009, MusicLuvr13 said…
ehhhh, nm, bout to go to jazz band prac. :( thn school :( today is a rathr suky day, but on the bright side, im goin to the new moon premier on friday!!!! :) ahhhh 12 am in the morning thn go home to get 1 hour of sleep thn i have to go to school lol
so whts up with u???
At 5:54pm on November 13, 2009, MusicLuvr13 said…
lol niiccceeee!!! :)
At 2:22pm on November 9, 2009, MusicLuvr13 said…
ya hes the guy who sings white and nerdy right??
At 9:41am on November 8, 2009, MusicLuvr13 said…
hmmmmm brain surgeon!!!
At 10:22pm on October 29, 2009, MusicLuvr13 said…
sweet!!
 
 
 

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