going to start getting on here more

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BROWN " "When I grew up I was BROWN, " "When I'm sick I'm BROWN, " "When I go in the sun I'm BROWN, " "When I'm cold I'm BROWN, " "When I die I'll be BROWN." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

The Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down  And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town                                      I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlie's sake, of course                                      And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse                              I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I'm in the emergency room                          And I promise to remember Emmett Whenever there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
When I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
When my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

before



He gave her twelve roses
eleven real and one fake
then he said to her
"i will love you until the last one dies

LOVE STORY~~ ♥♥ A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and hesaid no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and hesaid no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and onceagain he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears streaming down her face the boy ...grabbed her arm and said You are not pretty you're beautiful. Idon't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And Iwouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥.......Isn't that sweet?

i just thought this was kinda cool in a way Twilight Cast Birthdays
Kristen Stewart-Bella Swan 4-9-1990 
Robert Pattinson-Edward Cullen 5-13-1986
Taylor Lautner-Jacob Black 2-11-1992
Peter Facinelli-Dr. Carlisle Cullen 11-26-1973
Elizabeth Reaser-Esme Cullen 6-15-1975
Ashley Green-Alice Cullen 2-21-1987
Kellen Lutz -Emmet Cullen 3-15-1985
Nikki Reed-Rosalie Hale Culen 5-17-1988
Jackson Rathbone-Jasper Hale Cullen 12-21-1984
Billy Burke-Charlie Swan 11-25-1966

this did not happen to me but i thought it was cute

Four years ago,When I was 18.
I noticed that my front window is very reflective
so I was pretending to dive
in slow motion and shoot,dual pistol style.
Suddenly a really hot girl walked past
and I was startled and fell over.Embarrassed
waited for a bit and then stood up.
As I stood up i saw her slowly shooting an
imaginary rifle from behind a car.
We then proceeded to do this for 10
minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death
She wasn't getting up so I went outside to meet her.
Once I got to where she was there was nothing
but a piece of paper with a mobile number on it.

Today,We are getting married