You know you're OBSESSED with Twilight when:
1.) You read all the books at least twice
2.) You spend your time on the Internet looking up Twilight
3.) You like to find songs that relate to Twilight
4.) You can quote lines from the books
5.) You annoy people by talking about it
6.) You can reread the books without getting bored
7.) You are extremely excited about the movie/other books
8.)You will bring your friends to the Twilight movie
9.) You actually get showered and ready for bed in a rush because you think that Edward will be waiting for you.
10.) You get disapointed when he's not there, so you pretend he's there any way.
Twilight 10 Commandments:
1.I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
2.You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain.
3.Remember to keep release dates calendered.
4.Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.
5.You shall not kill humans.
6.You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.
7.You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.
8.You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.
9.You shall not covet Edward.
10.You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen cars
This is to all the people who:
Are in love with the Twilight series
...Edward Cullen to be exact
Who wishes they were Bella
Who died when Edward left
Who cried so many times reading New Moon
Who are deadly in love with vampires
Who are conviced that vampires are real and aren't ashamed of it
Who wishes the lived in Forks
Who smiles when they see a shiny Volvo
Who knows that vampires sparkle in the sun, not burn
Who feel bad for Jacob Black
Who would have married Edward if they had the chance
...Don't worry, you're not alone
*The Twilight Oath*
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
♥Me: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
♥Me: Do You Like Me?
♥Jacob: Not Really.
♥Me: Do You Want Me?
♥Me: Would You Cry If I Left?
♥Me: Would You Live For Me?
♥Me: Would You Do Anything For Me?
♥Me: What would u choose,me or your life?.
♥Jacob: My Life.
♥I Run Away In Shock And Pain And Jacob Runs After Me And Says:
♥The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
♥The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You
♥The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You
♥The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
♥The Reason I Wouldn't Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
♥The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
♥The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!♥
You Say Camp Rock
I Say Twilight
You say Demi Lovato
I say Rosalie Cullen
You Say Nick Jonas
I Say Edward Cullen
You say Joe Jonas
I say Emmett Cullen
You Say Nick And Selena
I Say Jasper And Alice
You Say Humans
I Say Vampires
You Say Hot
I Say Cold
You Say Soccer
I Say Baseball
You Say OJD (Obsessive Joe Disorder)
I Say OED (Obsessive Emmett Disorder)
You Say Orange
I Say Apple
You Say Jonas
I Say Cullen
████████████████100% twilight fan!
████████████████ 100% Jasper Hale lover
████████████████ 100% Emmett Cullen lover
████████████████100% Bella Swan lover!
████████████████ 100% Rosalie Hale lover
████████████████ 100% Edward Cullen lover
████████████████100% Alice Cullen lover!
████████████████ 100% Carlisle Cullen lover
████████████████ 100% Esme Cullen lover
████████████████100% Jacob Black lover!
████████████████ 100% Renesmee lover
♥"I dream about being with you forever"♥
♥"I promise to love you every single day of forever"♥
In my mind...
Edward Cullen is my lover.
Alice Cullen is my bestfriend and shopping buddy.
Jacob Black wants me.
Jasper Hale wants to eat me.
Rosalie Hale wants to be me.
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.
Carlisle Cullen cares about me.
Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.
And Renesmee is my sweet little angel.
got a probiem with me. fix it.
think im trippin. TIE MY SHOES.
cant stand me. SIT DOWN.
cant face me.
THAN TURN THE F*** AROUND!
I am: 10 % *ღ.Shyღ* 20% *ღ.EMOღ*
30% *ღ.Crazyღ* 40% *ღ.Gothicღ*
50% *ღ.Weirdღ* 60% *ღ.Randomღ*
70% *ღ.Awesomღ* 80% *ღ.Creativeღ*
90% *ღ.Big Temperdღ* 100% *ღ.ME!ღ*
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JACOB BLACK THE HOTTEST WEREWOLF ALIVE!!!
17 Reasons to be Team Jacob:
1. Because Jake has a heart,
2. Real men don't sparkle,
3. Jacob is a personal space heater,
4. And HE DIDN'T LEAVE.
5. Jacob is alive. Edward is dead.
6. Jacob is warm and cuddly. Edward is an ice cube. He has to cuddle on top of the sheet so Bella doesnt freeze.
7. Jacob is happy and smiles all the time. Edward is moodier than a PMSing adolescent.
8. Jacob listens to Bella and compromises. Edward decides whats good for Bella and dictates.
9. Jacob makes Bella happy. Edward makes Bella anxious and obsessive.
10. Jacob and Bella have equal power in their relationship. Edward has all the power.
11. Jacob made Bella sad for two weeks. Edward make Bella suicidally depressed for many months.
12. It takes Jacob one day to apologize for making Bella miserable. It takes Edward most of a year and a whole lot of drama.
13. Bella loves Jacob for his sunny personality. Bella loves Edward cuz he smells good and looks pretty.
14. Jacobs age difference to Bella is two years. Edwards is one hundred (robbing the cradle much?).
15. Jacob is only dangerous to Bella when hes angry. Edward is dangerous all the time (especially once a month: If Bellas paper cut puts him on edge, what does her period do?).
16. To be with Jacob, Bella would live life to its fullest. To be with Edward, Bella would say goodbye to all family and friends and DIE.
17. Did I mention: Jacob is hot. Edward is freezing. Who wants to cuddle with an ice cube?
Is That Enough For You ?
You say edward cullen
I SAY JACOB BLACK
you say volvo
I SAY RABBIT
you say faries and unicorns
I SAY WEARWOLVES AND VAMPIRES
you say goosebump books
I SAY TWILIGHT SEGA
you say romeo and juliet
I SAY JACOB AND RENESMEE
you say im crazy
I SAY YEAH
I WANT SOMEONE TO BE MY EMMETT CULLEN! :P
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Emmett and Rosalie Cullen
╔═╗ Emmett Cullen is my...
--=- Emmett AND Rosalie AND Alice!_=--
(¯`v´¯) ( .`•.¸.•´ ¸.•´¸.•´¨)
(¸.•´ Emmett ♥ Rosalie~*~*
(¸.•´ .¸ •`Forever`•.¸•`•.) ¸.•´.•´ .•´`•.`•.`•.`*~*~*
'¨`•´¨', . . . .Ånd sø the bear. . . .. ,'¨`•´¨',
'`•.¸.•´'FeÍÍ in løve with the angel'`•.¸.•´
_♥___♥___♥_ JACOB BLACK
__♥_____♥__ very much
╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
♥¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*¨*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥¸¸.•*´¨ TEAM ROSALIE AND EMMETT ¨`*•.¸¸. ♥¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*¨*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥
♥¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*¨*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥¸¸.•*´¨ TEAM ALICE AND JASPER ¨`*•.¸¸. ♥¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*¨*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥
♥¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*¨*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥¸¸.•*´¨ TEAM JACOB AND RENESME¨`*•.¸¸. ♥¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*¨*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥
♥¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*¨*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥¸¸.•*´¨ TEAM EDWARD AND BELLA¨`*•.¸¸. ♥¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*¨*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥
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.~*\ .............~**~...~*\../`*~. ~**~-,
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┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘ ●●PEACE, LOVE, TWILIGHT!!●●
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Runs with vampires
Plays with werewolves
True (kind of like innocent)
COMPARING A NORMAL GUY TO EDWARD CULLEN :
A normal guy would say: I love you Baby!
Edward Cullen would say: You are my life now.
Normal Guy would say: I think I am falling for you.
Edward Cullen would say: The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb
Normal Guy would say: You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!
Edward Cullen would say: Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isnt worth living.
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: Bye, see ya!
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: Come back to me, love.
As a normal guy leaves the house,he would say:Love ya,i´ll be back later!
Edward Cullen would say:Look after my heart,I´ve left it with you.And then he would hire his psychic sister to stalk you and pay her with a yellow porsche.
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldnt even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldnt keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldnt even notice the waitress was a female.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: I miss you.
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: Its like youve taken half myself with you
A normal guy wouldnt care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
_ooooooo♥ I ♥ooooo
______♥___ooooo♥ LUV ♥oooo
oooo♥ Jacob B ♥ooo___♥
______♥___oooo♥Black J. ♥oooo