Reasons To Love Jacob:

He was funny
He was still really human
He was kind to her
He truly loved her
He has a cool attitude
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
He’s warm and cuddly
Knows the real Bella better
If you’re ever stuck out in a snowstorm, his body heat could save your life.
He has the best vamp insults and some great blonde jokes!
He’s still young enough to be impulsive and foolish. Every girl needs more of that in her life!
He could take you out to eat and actually eat with you.
He is a 6’7” tall, gorgeous, muscular Native American – what else do you need?
He’s half naked most of the time.
Sometimes a girl needs a heating pad rather than an ice pack.
He is the epitome of tall, dark, and handsome. Plus, he’s HOT!
He’s like a puppy and a boyfriend all wrapped up in one!
He won’t leave you stranded in the forest after breaking up with you.



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Reasons To Hate Edward:

He’s nearly 100 years old — “dirty old man”
Overly protective
A stalker
Lacked any sense of humor
He’s dead already!
Too sullen
Makes Bella anxious and obsessive
Dumped her and left her in the woods



(Nothing against Edward, just come on, Jacob...is... ugh, words cannot descibe)