So I took some Twi-Confessions and commented on them.
You should try its fun.
*I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he'd be just like Edward.
Ho, I haven't thought of that....*evil laugh*
*fictional characters dazzle me frequently.
*lamb chops are delicious.
Ho yeah, they are!
*I've developed a weird habit of biting ppl.
*blushing* I'm out of control.
*if Edward dies I'm heading off to the Volterra.
no..i stell have Seth and Jacob.
*Alice stole my Porsche.
Hey, i want it back!
*Jane has my favorite vampire power.
Yeah!! Jane and Edward.. =]
*Edward didn't go to South America, he was visiting me.
Hey! How do you know?? Did you peek??
*I named all my dogs after Jacob and his friends.
I would! If I had a dog ...
*I second Rosalie's' vote.
*I cut myself in front of Jasper just for fun.
lol that was fun, let's do it again!
*I never really understood bells comment about Switzerland.
Really? Are you that dumb?! i'm Switzerland! kinda...
*I wouldn't have punched Jacob in the face.
hell no ! i'll give him the biggest kiss ever!!
*cuddling with a pushy, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea.
*Alice can plan my wedding.
she is don't you know? I'm gonna marry Edward ,Jacob and Seth!!
*I tried imprinting on someone but he thought I was psychotic.
lol, imprinting sounds good...
*I'll go camping with Jacob preferably while it's snowing
yeah!!! what an awsome idea!!!!
*Edward tried to kidnap me but I was already in his room tying myself to his bad.
Lol!! you know it's much much better if he kidnap you!!
*I've smashed houses with Emmet.
Lol!! Yeah my friend did that.
*finally, after 108 years Edward is going to lose his virginity.
hahahaha! He lose them with my...lol
*I take hot showers, pretending its Jacob black.
hahaha i have a place that called "me little Jacob place"
*REAL MEN DONT SPARKLE. Team Jacob
You telling me!?!?!
*thanks Stephanie Meyer, I'll never find a man.
Yeah thanx a lot. now i'll never find a boyfriend
*every time I hear a thunder I wonder if vampires are playing baseball.
Does it means im crazy?