=JUZ A CERTiFiED EDWARD LOVER=
..your heart leaps when you see a silver volvo drive by.. ..you think about him all day (AND PROUD OF IT).. ..you remember everything he says stealth around pretending u're a vampire.. ..you want to play baseball in a thunderstrom.. ..you drink cranberry juice... just to pretend.. ..you doodle his name.. ..you cant put the book down if hes a part of it.. ..you hunt mountain lion.. ..you compare every guy to edward you hate rosalie!!.. ..you pretend to read minds.. ..you run really fast (or at least try to).. ..you feel bad for charlie you love meadows.. ..you suspect people of being vampires..
..you think that pale is the new tan..
..you use twilight related affairs in homework assignments -such as vocabulary sentences..
..you think the cullens are the new brady bunch..
..you google his character even though he isn't real..
..you always have a book on hand
you spend countless hours on fanfiction..
..stepheniemeyer.com is your homepage..
..you quote the book in everyday conversation..
..you fantisize about fangs..
..you spend rainy days pretending to be in Forks..
..you will name your first born, boy/girl, after a character
you put on white makeup and purple eyes shadow and
then go out in public....and even hiss at strangers..
..you downloaded "Clair De Lune"..
..you interogate pale people why they don't like the sun..
..you persue a career in dentistry to find someone with
..you friended Edward Cullen on facebook..
..you casually migrate away from redheads in a crowd..
..you explore abandoned houses looking for the Cullens..
..you are afraid of dance studios..
"..the topic of being immortal pops up in regular conversation.."