xXx im soo bored rite now and sory for not bein on here for a while ive been busy xXx

TWILIGHT OATH
i promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward When ever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlie's sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle When ever I am in the Emergency Room And I promise to remember Emmett Every time there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rosalie When ever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Renesmee When I see that beautiful bronze hair. And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know.
A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism.
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS BLACK!!!


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Animal Abuse!
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You Say, I Say
You say Harry Potter,
I say Twilight.
You say wizards,
I say vampires.
You say Hermione,
I say Bella.
You say Remus Lupin,
I say Jacob Black.
You say Lord Voldemort,
I say the Volturi.
You say J.K. Rowling,
I say Stephanie Meyer.
You say Severus Snape, the Half-Blood Prince
I say Renesmee, half-blood vampires
You say Hogwarts,
I say Forks.
You call me weird,
I say I'm a fan, so get over it!

People that don't know me think I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

*Wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy,
Mondays were fun,
Junk food was good for you,
homework didn't exist,
girls weren't drama queens,
guys weren't losers,
and saying goodbye only meant until tomorrow.*


15 ways to prove that the world will fall to stupidity:

•On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
•On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
•On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
•On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
•On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
•On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
•On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
•On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
•On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
•On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
•On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
•On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
•On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
•On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
•On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

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║╩║║║╔╗ If you have ever been hugged♥
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╔═╦══╦═╗put.this.on.your.page.if.you.support.emos
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(i am NOT emo just 2 of my friends used to be so i suport them
{actually im like half goth half hippie :P}

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Love Is Love No Matter Who You Find It In.
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Put This On Your Page If You Agree

Best Friends ♥
Don't Let You
Do Stupid Stuff....
Alone ♥

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When a boy is quiet ... millions of things are running in his mind.

When a boy is not arguing ... he is thinking deeply.

When a boy looks at u with eyes full of questions ... he is wondering how long you will be around.

When a boy answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... he is not at all fine.

When a boy stares at you .... he is wondering why you are lying.

When a boy let you lays on his chest ... he is wishing for you to be his forever.

When a boy wants to see you everyday... he wants to be yours 4eva.

When a boy says ' I love you ' ... he means it.

When a boy says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more
than that.
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person....

Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot...

who calls you back when you hang up on him...

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...

Wait for the guy who ...kisses your forehead...

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats...

Who holds your hand in front of his friends...

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...

Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '


TWELVE
You walk really slow when you're with them.

ELEVEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.

TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice..

NINE:
When you look at them, you can't see the other
people around you, you just see him/her..

SEVEN:
They're all you think about.

SIX:
You realize you're always smiling when you're
looking at them.

FIVE:
You would do anything just to see them..

FOUR:
While reading this, there was one person on your
mind this whole time.

THREE:
You just smiled because it's true.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you
didnt notice number eight was missing.

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently
laughing at yourself.