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Zoey and red handed jill are now friends
Apr 7, 2010
red handed jill left a comment for Christie Cacaesthesia
"eye, ye lilly livered fluffball! i be up for a sail! be it a treasure hunt? i be low on me stash! we shall set sail in ye morn! i be red handed jill! argggg! jill xo =]"
Jul 29, 2009
Christie Cacaesthesia left a comment for red handed jill
"AVAST! ye red handed jill arr yee ready to set sail on a adventure of epic proportionz!?"
Jul 25, 2009
red handed jill replied to Daisy (IRunWithVampires)'s discussion Star Crossed Lovers- A Modern Day Romeo And Juliet in the group Fan Fiction
"i love how you make jacob seem like a d***! mwahahahaha! edward wins! again, brilliant story, of course! jill xo =]"
Jul 22, 2009
Christie Cacaesthesia left a comment for red handed jill
"he was a man.. wth emotions and feelings that the goverment destroyed! grrr politics >_> its a wayyyyyyy awsome movie tho! =] thats wiked! i was thinking we should wear the swine flu masks when we do the show xP thatd be cool haha awh you…"
Jul 5, 2009
red handed jill left a comment for Christie Cacaesthesia
"hey christie! i watched v for vendetta the other night, it was cool. but who was he really? i liked his mask. and also, i found a pretty cool MJ medley to dance to, its called pop megamix. lol. still havent left, the roads are blocked. =[ i think we…"
Jul 5, 2009
Alyscia replied to red handed jill's discussion ONE SECOND CHANCE (R 13) in the group Fan Fiction
"omg that is a interesting and very orginal idea for a gift i cant wait for more love it"
Jun 9, 2009
Alyscia replied to red handed jill's discussion ONE SECOND CHANCE (R 13) in the group Fan Fiction
"OMG you cant leave me hanging like that..can she like go to teh past or something? ok ok you better have that up next chapter...love this story"
Jun 3, 2009
red handed jill and miss.jennifer cullen are now friends
Jun 2, 2009
red handed jill commented on LadyMinnyOfRaven's group Fan Fiction
"hey there, i have just posted a new fan fic called A ROSE BETWEEN THORNS. please read, and tell me if its ok. i also have a fan fic called ONE SECOND CHANCE, incase anyone wants to read it. jill xo =]"
Jun 1, 2009
Alyscia replied to red handed jill's discussion ONE SECOND CHANCE (R 13) in the group Fan Fiction
"amazing job i cant wait for you to have more up..."
May 29, 2009
Eve replied to red handed jill's discussion ONE SECOND CHANCE (R 13) in the group Fan Fiction
"Yay! We finally get to see her power =) How exciting!"
May 29, 2009
red handed jill replied to Daisy (IRunWithVampires)'s discussion Break the Ice in the group Fan Fiction
"haha, thats awesome. =] your an awesome writer, daisy. jill xo =]"
May 25, 2009
red handed jill left a comment for emmett carebear
"yeah, i know. its like 31st of july or something. i hope she does come. jill xo =]"
May 25, 2009
emmett carebear left a comment for red handed jill
"I don't think she wants to got to the ball. When's the ball any way?"
May 22, 2009
Jenny left a comment for red handed jill
"Yip our marrige is still on."
May 20, 2009

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Five Things Everyone Should Know About You?
1. im completely obsessed with twilight... duh! if you didnt know that, you shouldnt be here.
2 i also love pirates,hence the name.
3. i absolutely love paramore.
4. believe that if you have not read the book/s, you are NOT a twilighter!
5. i wholly believe in my new religion...CULLENISM!
When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?
last year, around august, five times for twilight, three for new moon, three for eclipse, and once for breaking dawn. (havent enough money to buy the last one yet) and i also got my mum, boyfriend, and 6 other friends on to it!
Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?
EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i HATE jacob with a firey passion from hell, that would make even the voltori cower in fear! DIE you stupid mutt!
Which Character Are You Most Like?
um, id like to think i was like alice, but im probably more like bella. im also like esme, as the mother hen. im kind of like jasper, in the way that i am sensitive to peoples thoughts and emotions.
Favorite Books
TWILIGHT
NEW MOON
ECLIPSE
BREAKING DAWN
What is Your Favorite Music
at the moment, DECODE by PARAMORE is my favorite. i also love SUPERMASSIVEBLACKHOLE by MUSE. Bellas lullaby and esmes favorite are SO beautiful, and robert pattinson is a great singer too.
oh, an clair de lune by debussy has always been a favorite.
Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games:
twilight, peter pan, pirates of the carribean, the lion the witch and the wardrobe, august rush, titanic.
love playing tetris.
Favorite Quotes:
woah. i have way too many to write down! i have a folder dedicated to them!
Favorite Activities
karate, swimming, sewing, reading, dressing as a pirate, being crazy, and TWILIGHTING.

and i love to scrap book, and paint, etc.

EXPERIENCE MY RANDOMNESS

when i can, i will post random queries that ive thought of, and some of my philosopisationing, for those with no life who can be bothered to read it.

warning!! may contain traces of PICKLES!!!

oh, my word of the day is COOKIEGASM!!!

jill xo =]


2 april 2009
ok. i have to admit something to you all. until today, i was a...a...a... a FRUITLOOP VIRGIN!!
i know, i know. tragic, isnt it? but thanks to graciegruesome, i was introduced to the sugary goodness of fruitloops!! mmmm. cereal.


this is a random bit from my diary. (it has a pic of super woman on it!! hehe.)

pickles.

today mum said, "now thats a bit of a pickle." now, i understand the metaphor thing, comparing one thing to another, but a PICKLE!?!?
i mean, cmon, its a pickle! how can you compare a pickle to a bad situation? its not like you can eat a bad situation, and what did a pickle ever do to be compared to one?
now, if someone was addicted to pickles, and couldnt get the jar open, i guess that would be a bad situation. except you should be blaming the jar, not the pickle. and no one likes pickles anyway, so why would anyone care if they couldnt open the jar?
maybe it would be a pickle if you had a pickle in your burger? but then you should blame Mc Donalds for thinking that anyone would want a pickle in their burger.
and some people say "thats a dilly of a pickle." what the fudge muffins is a dilly!?!?

so then i looked up dilly in the dictionary, and it said this: a person or thing that is remarkable. it also said: dill pickle- a pickled cucumber flavored with dill. that DOESNT help at all!
is it a pickle, or a cucumber??? this is just confusing...
and why is a dilly remarkable?? wait, i still dont know what a dilly is!! ahhhhh!!!!
pickled dilly cucumber?
dillied evil monster in a pickle jar??? hmmm.....


chocolate.

the other day i heard someone use the phrase: life is like a box of chocolates.
now, dont get me wrong. im no philosopher, but im pretty sure life is nothing like a box of chocolates. its more like a large chunk of stale bikkies. see, chocolate is like a gigantic fudge muffin of happiness, and life is more like a deformed, mouldy pickle. it would work if the statement love is like a box of chocolates, because i do love chocolates.
but then the statement should be i love boxes of chocolate. it doesnt really have to be in a box, either, so weve gone from life is like a box of chocolates, to i love chocolate.
in making this transformation, nothing was really was acheived, except me telling myself that i love chocolate. im still confused... but i still love chocolate...

smart cookie- intelligent biscuit!


animal names.

i was at a friends house a while ago, and their friends had a dog named waggles!!! what the fudge muffin??? what a degrading name for a dog! it should be called jeremy, or clark. yes, clark is a very nice name for a dog. but WAGGLES??? i bet the other dogs with PROPER names laugh at him and call him a p****!!!
its just cruel! a crime against nature!!!! i am rather upset about this. that is all for now.

jill xo =]

my new thing= saying fudge muffin instead of naughty words. eg- what the fudge muffin?!?!?!

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At 12:36am on July 29, 2009, Christie Cacaesthesia said…
ARGH! Thatd Be EYE! xD
arrg we stockin up for ye brothel!?
Ye lil tigglywinkers arr settin off in ye night!
We must CONQOR THEM ALL! ARGH! face

From Gwai LO Zee ultimate Ninja Pirate!
At 1:54am on July 25, 2009, Christie Cacaesthesia said…
AVAST! ye red handed jill
arr yee ready to set sail on a adventure of epic proportionz!?
At 3:22am on July 5, 2009, Christie Cacaesthesia said…
he was a man.. wth emotions and feelings
that the goverment destroyed! grrr politics >_>
its a wayyyyyyy awsome movie tho! =]
thats wiked! i was thinking we should wear the swine flu masks when we do the show xP thatd be cool

haha awh you know im just so likeable XD haha not really idk..ae
At 1:55am on May 22, 2009, emmett carebear said…
I don't think she wants to got to the ball. When's the ball any way?
At 5:28pm on May 20, 2009, Jenny said…
Yip our marrige is still on.
At 5:04pm on May 20, 2009, Jenny said…
Yes, well you are a homosexual.
At 10:41pm on May 7, 2009, Jenny said…
I Like You.
At 4:09am on May 5, 2009, Blake Burgess said…
Hey. This place sent my 300 emails, so I thought I better come back and keep it happy.

Have fun on the internet :).
Oh. Yeah. Btw guys, Jill's comp is broken (net problems), so I've been meaning to go around and fix it. Don't worry, it'll be done by this time tomorrow. Til then, just keep it together.
At 8:54am on April 14, 2009, Eve said…
ooh, and I'm glad your finishing your story, ...yay boyfriend! =)
At 8:53am on April 14, 2009, Eve said…
lmao, your randomness -HA!-larious! :) lol thanks for the laugh!
 
 
 

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