EXPERIENCE MY RANDOMNESS
when i can, i will post random queries that ive thought of, and some of my philosopisationing, for those with no life who can be bothered to read it.
warning!! may contain traces of PICKLES!!!
oh, my word of the day is COOKIEGASM!!!
jill xo =]
2 april 2009
ok. i have to admit something to you all. until today, i was a...a...a... a FRUITLOOP VIRGIN!!
i know, i know. tragic, isnt it? but thanks to graciegruesome, i was introduced to the sugary goodness of fruitloops!! mmmm. cereal.
this is a random bit from my diary. (it has a pic of super woman on it!! hehe.)
today mum said, "now thats a bit of a pickle." now, i understand the metaphor thing, comparing one thing to another, but a PICKLE!?!?
i mean, cmon, its a pickle! how can you compare a pickle to a bad situation? its not like you can eat a bad situation, and what did a pickle ever do to be compared to one?
now, if someone was addicted to pickles, and couldnt get the jar open, i guess that would be a bad situation. except you should be blaming the jar, not the pickle. and no one likes pickles anyway, so why would anyone care if they couldnt open the jar?
maybe it would be a pickle if you had a pickle in your burger? but then you should blame Mc Donalds for thinking that anyone would want a pickle in their burger.
and some people say "thats a dilly of a pickle." what the fudge muffins is a dilly!?!?
so then i looked up dilly in the dictionary, and it said this: a person or thing that is remarkable. it also said: dill pickle- a pickled cucumber flavored with dill. that DOESNT help at all!
is it a pickle, or a cucumber??? this is just confusing...
and why is a dilly remarkable?? wait, i still dont know what a dilly is!! ahhhhh!!!!
pickled dilly cucumber?
dillied evil monster in a pickle jar??? hmmm.....
the other day i heard someone use the phrase: life is like a box of chocolates.
now, dont get me wrong. im no philosopher, but im pretty sure life is nothing like a box of chocolates. its more like a large chunk of stale bikkies. see, chocolate is like a gigantic fudge muffin of happiness, and life is more like a deformed, mouldy pickle. it would work if the statement love is like a box of chocolates, because i do love chocolates.
but then the statement should be i love boxes of chocolate. it doesnt really have to be in a box, either, so weve gone from life is like a box of chocolates, to i love chocolate.
in making this transformation, nothing was really was acheived, except me telling myself that i love chocolate. im still confused... but i still love chocolate...
smart cookie- intelligent biscuit!
i was at a friends house a while ago, and their friends had a dog named waggles!!! what the fudge muffin??? what a degrading name for a dog! it should be called jeremy, or clark. yes, clark is a very nice name for a dog. but WAGGLES??? i bet the other dogs with PROPER names laugh at him and call him a p****!!!
its just cruel! a crime against nature!!!! i am rather upset about this. that is all for now.
jill xo =]
my new thing= saying fudge muffin instead of naughty words. eg- what the fudge muffin?!?!?!