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Five Things Everyone Should Know About You?: 1. im completely obsessed with twilight... duh! if you didnt know that, you shouldnt be here.
2 i also love pirates,hence the name.
3. i absolutely love paramore.
4. believe that if you have not read the book/s, you are NOT a twilighter!
5. i wholly believe in my new religion...CULLENISM!

When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?: last year, around august, five times for twilight, three for new moon, three for eclipse, and once for breaking dawn. (havent enough money to buy the last one yet) and i also got my mum, boyfriend, and 6 other friends on to it!

Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?: EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i HATE jacob with a firey passion from hell, that would make even the voltori cower in fear! DIE you stupid mutt!

Which Character Are You Most Like?: um, id like to think i was like alice, but im probably more like bella. im also like esme, as the mother hen. im kind of like jasper, in the way that i am sensitive to peoples thoughts and emotions.

Favorite Books: TWILIGHT
NEW MOON
ECLIPSE
BREAKING DAWN

What is Your Favorite Music: at the moment, DECODE by PARAMORE is my favorite. i also love SUPERMASSIVEBLACKHOLE by MUSE. Bellas lullaby and esmes favorite are SO beautiful, and robert pattinson is a great singer too.
oh, an clair de lune by debussy has always been a favorite.

Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games:: twilight, peter pan, pirates of the carribean, the lion the witch and the wardrobe, august rush, titanic.
love playing tetris.

Favorite Quotes:: woah. i have way too many to write down! i have a folder dedicated to them!

Favorite Activities: karate, swimming, sewing, reading, dressing as a pirate, being crazy, and TWILIGHTING.

and i love to scrap book, and paint, etc.

EXPERIENCE MY RANDOMNESS

when i can, i will post random queries that ive thought of, and some of my philosopisationing, for those with no life who can be bothered to read it.

warning!! may contain traces of PICKLES!!!

oh, my word of the day is COOKIEGASM!!!

jill xo =]

2 april 2009
ok. i have to admit something to you all. until today, i was a...a...a... a FRUITLOOP VIRGIN!!
i know, i know. tragic, isnt it? but thanks to graciegruesome, i was introduced to the sugary goodness of fruitloops!! mmmm. cereal.

this is a random bit from my diary. (it has a pic of super woman on it!! hehe.)

pickles.

today mum said, "now thats a bit of a pickle." now, i understand the metaphor thing, comparing one thing to another, but a PICKLE!?!?
i mean, cmon, its a pickle! how can you compare a pickle to a bad situation? its not like you can eat a bad situation, and what did a pickle ever do to be compared to one?
now, if someone was addicted to pickles, and couldnt get the jar open, i guess that would be a bad situation. except you should be blaming the jar, not the pickle. and no one likes pickles anyway, so why would anyone care if they couldnt open the jar?
maybe it would be a pickle if you had a pickle in your burger? but then you should blame Mc Donalds for thinking that anyone would want a pickle in their burger.
and some people say "thats a dilly of a pickle." what the fudge muffins is a dilly!?!?

so then i looked up dilly in the dictionary, and it said this: a person or thing that is remarkable. it also said: dill pickle- a pickled cucumber flavored with dill. that DOESNT help at all!
is it a pickle, or a cucumber??? this is just confusing...
and why is a dilly remarkable?? wait, i still dont know what a dilly is!! ahhhhh!!!!
pickled dilly cucumber?
dillied evil monster in a pickle jar??? hmmm.....

chocolate.

the other day i heard someone use the phrase: life is like a box of chocolates.
now, dont get me wrong. im no philosopher, but im pretty sure life is nothing like a box of chocolates. its more like a large chunk of stale bikkies. see, chocolate is like a gigantic fudge muffin of happiness, and life is more like a deformed, mouldy pickle. it would work if the statement love is like a box of chocolates, because i do love chocolates.
but then the statement should be i love boxes of chocolate. it doesnt really have to be in a box, either, so weve gone from life is like a box of chocolates, to i love chocolate.
in making this transformation, nothing was really was acheived, except me telling myself that i love chocolate. im still confused... but i still love chocolate...

smart cookie- intelligent biscuit!

animal names.

i was at a friends house a while ago, and their friends had a dog named waggles!!! what the fudge muffin??? what a degrading name for a dog! it should be called jeremy, or clark. yes, clark is a very nice name for a dog. but WAGGLES??? i bet the other dogs with PROPER names laugh at him and call him a p****!!!
its just cruel! a crime against nature!!!! i am rather upset about this. that is all for now.

jill xo =]

my new thing= saying fudge muffin instead of naughty words. eg- what the fudge muffin?!?!?!

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At 12:36am on July 29, 2009, Christie Cacaesthesia said…: ARGH! Thatd Be EYE! xD
arrg we stockin up for ye brothel!?
Ye lil tigglywinkers arr settin off in ye night!
We must CONQOR THEM ALL! ARGH! face

From Gwai LO Zee ultimate Ninja Pirate!

At 1:54am on July 25, 2009, Christie Cacaesthesia said…: AVAST! ye red handed jill
arr yee ready to set sail on a adventure of epic proportionz!?

At 3:22am on July 5, 2009, Christie Cacaesthesia said…: he was a man.. wth emotions and feelings
that the goverment destroyed! grrr politics >_>
its a wayyyyyyy awsome movie tho! =]
thats wiked! i was thinking we should wear the swine flu masks when we do the show xP thatd be cool

haha awh you know im just so likeable XD haha not really idk..ae

At 11:43pm on May 29, 2009, Moniqua Reid said…: Nah i am still sort of sick im on meds for throat and chest infection and i on inhalers again im so over it grrr!!!!!!! did you read my fanfic?

At 1:55am on May 22, 2009, emmett carebear said…: I don't think she wants to got to the ball. When's the ball any way?

At 5:28pm on May 20, 2009, Jenny said…: Yip our marrige is still on.

At 5:13pm on May 20, 2009, Strahinja Milosavljevic said…: hahahaha yeah maybe

At 5:04pm on May 20, 2009, Jenny said…: Yes, well you are a homosexual.

At 10:41pm on May 7, 2009, Jenny said…: I Like You.

At 4:09am on May 5, 2009, Blake Burgess said…: Hey. This place sent my 300 emails, so I thought I better come back and keep it happy.

Have fun on the internet :).
Oh. Yeah. Btw guys, Jill's comp is broken (net problems), so I've been meaning to go around and fix it. Don't worry, it'll be done by this time tomorrow. Til then, just keep it together.