Signs You Have Had Too Much Of Modern Life
1- Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out the back seat of your car.
2- Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen.
3- You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date...and now sells for half the price you paid.
4- You exchange emails several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven`t spoken to your next door neighbour yet this year.
5-You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
6- You have a list of fifteen phone number to reach your family of three.
7- You haven`t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
8- You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
9- You try t enter your password on the microwave.
10- You daughter just bought a CD of all the records you uniflatmates used to play that you most despised
11- You idea of being organised is multicoloured post-it notes
12- Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses.