"Stupid,thieving, annoying vampire! What did i do?
Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.
your kidnapping me aren't you
This hostage stuff is fun!
How can someone so tiny be so annoying? It's…"
"i used to be anti twilight!!! but you would never guess now! i love reeding the books. all of my friends loved the books and kept pushing me to read them but i didnt until I decided that i wanted to. dont push her and she might come round! i did so…"