"Awh, thanks. :-) yeah, I would too! haha, and on my computer it says you left that comment at 4:47 am. Lol. I have to start my homework soon. :-( but oh well. It's 12:43 pm here right now, we just got back from church..I was in bed reading at…"
":D trust me, yours are amazing! Yeah, I spend an hour at most too. A whole day? WOW! :D That's a LOT, haha. What time is it in England right now? (Random XD) I should be doing hw right now no doubt, but I'm listening to Shakira and reading…"
"GCSEs are the first really big exams that you take in England... They're really important for work/college etc.
And I'm sure yours are really good. Mine are nowhere near as good as some peoples... I jus tmake them for fun in an hour or so,…"
"What are GCSE's? Haha, I have tons of homework too. I love making graphics, except they're nothing like yours. I tend to waste a lot of time doing this kinda stuff, lol. Like, I have a social studies project to do tomorrow, vocab pages to…"
"Same, I still like Twilight but it's been ages since I reread it, and I'm definitely not as obsessed anymore. I still write and make graphics though - I haven't cahnged that much since last year. Although I'm now 15 which means I…"
"I've changed a LOT since April :-) I'm 12 now. And done with 6th grade and started 7th. I don't like Twilight as much as I used to. :-D but I still love writing but I also act, sing, and stuff like that. :-) what about you? Oh, and do…"
GCSEs are the first really big exams that you take in England... They're really important for work/college etc.
And I'm sure yours are really good. Mine are nowhere near as good as some peoples... I jus tmake them for fun in an hour or so, some people spend most of the day on theirs :/
I have a German assesment to prepare and learn and an English essay on Romeo and Juliet to do tomorrow. I should have done some of it today, but I couldn't be bothered :D
Same, I still like Twilight but it's been ages since I reread it, and I'm definitely not as obsessed anymore. I still write and make graphics though - I haven't cahnged that much since last year. Although I'm now 15 which means I have my GCSEs later this year which means my homework load as increased greatly...
1) Weird, short & bold all the way! XD
2) I love acting, singing, writing, modeling, drawing, designing, soccer, guitar, songwriting, anything related to animals, and doing things online.
3) I'm loving life in NC. :-)
4) I don't really live in Italy, but I'm Italian soo...
5) Follow meh on Twitta. :-)
When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?
I read the first one several times, I read the second one a few times, I read the third one maybe twice, and I didn't even make it through the last one.
-Bad Girls Don't Die
-The City of Ember
-Sweet Miss Honeywell's Revenge
-Everything on a Waffle
-The Homework Machine
What is Your Favorite Music
Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games:
-Indiana Jones 1-4
-The Holy Grail
-The Blue Lagoon
-Dumb & Dumber
-America's Funniest Home Videos
-Shake It Up!
-Good Luck Charlie
-Little House on the Prairie
The Holy Grail
[singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Who's that then?
I dunno, must be a king.
He hasn't got s * ! t all over him.
You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
Who goes there?
I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
What? Ridden on a horse?
You're using coconuts!
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
Where'd you get the coconuts?
We found them.
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
What do you mean?
Well, this is a temperate zone.
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Not at all. They could be carried.
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
It could grip it by the husk!
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Am I right?
One, two, five!
Father, I'm father.
I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings.
Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
[interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place. -
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
...You're a loony.
We are the knights who say... NI.
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!
Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
'Tis but a scratch!
A scratch? Your arm's off!
No, it isn't!
Well, what's that then?
I've had worse.
Come on, you pansy!
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
Did you say shrubberies?
Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
What an eccentric performance.
[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
How does it... um... how does it work?
I know not, my liege.
Consult the Book of Armaments.
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
[reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Skip a bit, Brother...
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Right. One... two... five.
Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
That'll be ninepence.
I'm not dead.
Nothing. There's your ninepence.
I'm not dead.
'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Yes he is.
Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
I'm getting better.
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
I don't want to go on the cart.
Oh, don't be such a baby.
I can't take him.
I feel fine.
Oh, do me a favor.
Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Well, when's your next round?
I think I'll go for a walk.
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the body with his a whack of his club]
Ah, thank you very much.
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Well, I didn't mean to.
Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Oh dear... is he all right?
No No, NI... NI.
No, No, No, No... NI.
Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
There are some who call me... Tim.
[about the inscription on the rock] What does it say, Brother Maynard?
It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh... "
"The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"
What is that?
He must have died while carving it.
Oh come on!
Well, that's what it says.
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.
Maybe he was dictating it.
Oh shut up!
Well does it say anything else?
No, just "Aaaaauuuugggghhh".
[knights making groaning sounds]
Do you think he could have mean, 'Camaaaauuuuggghhhh'?
France, I think.
Isn't there a Saint "Aaaaavvvveeeesss" in Cornwall?
No that's Saint "Ives".
Oh, yes. "Iiiiiivvvveeessss"!
[All knights saying, "Iiiiiivvvveeessss"]
No no no, it's "Aaaaauuuugggghhhh" from the back of the throat.
No I mean, "Whoooouuuuaaa!" as in surprise and alarm.
Oh, you mean like, "AAAHH!"
Yes, that's it. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
-Anything related to animals
-Doing things online