I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.
Emmett Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 4, p.93
So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 25, p.490
I wondered – would a bullet through my temple actually kill me or just leave a really big mess for me to clean up?
Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 8, p.148
What’s for breakfast? O negative or AB positive?
Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 14, p.280
Did you know that ‘I told you so’ has a brother, Jacob? His name is ‘Shut the hell up.’
Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 10, p.188