When he’s in his wolf form, steal his pants.
When he’s a wolf and not paying attention, shave all the fur on his rear end off.
Buy him a load of dog toys.
Follow him around singing loud and off-key, “Who let the dogs out? Who who who who!”
Paint his motorcycle hot pink
Put up missing dog posters with his name on them.
Lick your fingers and touch his chest, making a sizzling sound.
Ask him about Air Bud, his… Continue