Twilight Fanfiction - Written in 3rd Person

The Forgotten Children – Twilight

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Hey, darl'n with the broken smile,

 I'm here if you wanna talk or cry for a while,

 just put down the blad you don't need that,

 that does'nt lead no where,

 oh, darl'n please come home...

 cause I miss you.

I miss the way we skipped home after a school dance,

 laugh'n at those boys,

 who thought they were good enough,

 for my BFF

 I wish I could have stopped you.

He din't diserve you or your…

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the …

This article was taken from The Wall Street Journal.  For all you girls who's partners don't understand why you love Twilight so much - get them to read this article.  Maybe it might even tempt them to read a bit of the book! 

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My blog post will be every Saturday!! You can read it all through the week though. So anyway Here it is! I am Jade your Twilight Pro. I know everything that is happening. So If you like the buzz don't waste your time wondering know. Well I can say right now that Breaking Dawn Part 1 isn't coming out until November 2011. Sorry fans. So this is blog 1 and will not be my best next weeks will be Awesome! Anyway please give suggestions on my blog. I will try to put everyone of them up! Comments…

It was the hardest decision I had ever had to make in my life. I was torn. Edward seemed so perfect for me, almost like a soulmate, I had thought he was my soul mate...until I kissed Jacob. Everything had seemed so perfect, almost like a dream, but, dreams are just fantastys and at some point you have to wake up. After kissing Jacob my whole world seemed upside down, and my fantasy world of eternity with Edward kept drifting to a world of love with Jacob. No matter which I chose, I would…

Heyy everyone, its just me...

I am VERY angry and upset that Robert Pattinson isnt going to play Edward anymore!!

I think if he leaves, no one will see the last movie, I think, RP should grow up and deal with it!! Im Sorry but its true.. Hes a great actor and Id hate to see someone else take the spot light!!, RP…

Follow her on one of her dates with Golden Retriever Boy. Burp the abc's non-stop. After your done sing opera. Feel free to be as loud as you want.

Lock her in a room with Bella and Edward and pay the two of them to make out in front of her.

Cut off all her hair. Tell Mike that she did this so he wouldn't like her anymore… watch the fun!

Tell her that Edward wants to go on a date with her. Let her get ready, then cancel and tell her that the…

Imitate a golden retriever whenever he walks past you.

Tell him that Bella told you that given the choice between him and a vampire, she would pick the vampire. Get Edward to back you up.

Tell him that you know some of his distant cousins. When he asks to know which ones, show him. Bring in your pet retriever.

Take him to the mall in the real world. Let him be beat up by Twilight fans. Ditch him after about an hour.

Say do you still…

After the first one, tell her that Edward and his family are vampires, Jacob is a werewolf etc. Bring up the fact that you think that the wedding will be lots of fun because all of her new in-laws will be there. If she hasn't passed out yet tell her that Phil just LOVES Esme, Edward's…

Buy him a motor cycle, tell him Jacob bought it, and pay Jacob to cry when Charlie refuses to ride it and wants to get rid of it.

Tell him the truth about Edward and Jacob (you know what they REALLY are…). Get Edward to back you up. awesome.

Tell him the Police Station fired him and is replacing him with Edward, seeing how he has way faster reflexes.

Set him up with Jessica... have her talk about how hot Edward is all night and how Bella needs to…

Tell her Bella wasn't sure if she was Edwards daughter or Jaspers. (This one is super-duper because you'll have 4 angry vampires instead of one!)

When she walks in shove human food in her face and say "Bon Appetite". When she says she wants blood. Scream "YOU FAIL. 'HUMANS' (insert Air Quote here) EAT HUMAN FOOD. YOU'LL NEVER LEARN"

Ask her what's she going to name her puppies.

Tell her "Nessie? Did you know Jacob had a big crush on mommy, and…