The Twilight Saga

KB Wolfe's Blog – January 2010 Archive (1)

Some ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

Tie Bella to some railroad tracks. When he gets mad, say, "Wow! A little overprotective aren't we? I'm sure Jacob wouldn't mind."

Say, "HEY! Aren't you that guy from Harry Potter?!"

Use vampire expressions like, "Holy Dracula!" and "Goodbye Sweet Transylvania."

Visualize yourself naked.

Ask him to help you do something impossible (ex: Save the world.) When he says he can't, say, "I'm sure Jacob could help me."

When flying on an airplane,… Continue

Added by KB Wolfe on January 29, 2010 at 8:30am — 6 Comments

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