You know you are obsessed with Twilight when;
-Your heart leaps when you see a silver Volvo
-You think about him all day.
-You remember everything he says.
-You stealth around pretending you’re a vampire.
-You want to play baseball in a thunderstorm. (even though you don't know how)
-You drink cranberry juice
... just to pretend.
-You doodle his name.