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The Twilight Oath!

~Twilight Oath~

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

When ever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

When ever I am in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember… Continue

Added by Kelsi on December 13, 2009 at 2:17pm — 6 Comments

22 things to do at Walmart!!

22 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART



1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.



2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.



3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.



4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an…
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Added by Kelsi on December 12, 2009 at 7:30pm — 9 Comments

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