The Twilight Saga

Tie Bella to some railroad tracks. When he gets mad, say, "Wow! A little overprotective aren't we? I'm sure Jacob wouldn't mind."

Say, "HEY! Aren't you that guy from Harry Potter?!"

Use vampire expressions like, "Holy Dracula!" and "Goodbye Sweet Transylvania."

Visualize yourself naked.

Ask him to help you do something impossible (ex: Save the world.) When he says he can't, say, "I'm sure Jacob could help me."

When flying on an airplane, say, "If this plane crashes on an island, we'll eat Bella first."

Suggest that his life is too stressful. Recommend aromatherapy.Leave bloody, dead animals around him. Insist that you're helping with his aromatherapy.

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Comment by Abbie Carlos on July 31, 2010 at 9:26am
lol!!!! i really do hate edward and i dont care if he is a fictional character its just... he annoys me! cant help it. LOL!!!! I call him Edweird. LOL
Comment by TwilightFanatic47 on April 28, 2010 at 3:11pm
there should be more ways to annoy icky edward cullen
Comment by TwilightFanatic47 on April 28, 2010 at 3:10pm
"HEY! Aren't you that guy from Harry Potter?!"
Comment by Alena G. on February 2, 2010 at 6:01pm
lol, soooooooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny
Comment by Mrs. Emmett Cullen on January 30, 2010 at 4:17pm
Haha! Thats funny!!

"Wow! A little overprotective aren't we? I'm sure Jacob wouldn't mind."
Comment by Catherine Cullen on January 29, 2010 at 5:37pm
lol, funny,

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