When he’s in his wolf form, steal his pants.
When he’s a wolf and not paying attention, shave all the fur on his rear end off.
Buy him a load of dog toys.
Follow him around singing loud and off-key, “Who let the dogs out? Who who who who!”
Paint his motorcycle hot pink
Put up missing dog posters with his name on them.
Lick your fingers and touch his chest, making a sizzling sound.
Ask him about Air Bud, his bff.
Buy him a Breaking Dawn book and force him to read Edward and Bella’s honeymoon scene.When he gets mad, lean into his ear and whisper, “We could do that.”
Tell him that his nakedness bothers you and that you would much rather see Edward naked.
When he says he has to go to the bathroom, bring him outside and point to the ground. When he asks to go back inside, shake your head and say, “No one likes a doggie who isn’t housetrained