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22 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go














17. When the cashier asks you how your doing, go on and on about how your imaginary boyfriend dumped you for a girl with a unibrow.

18.. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.

19.. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"

20. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"

21. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.

22.. Randomly wlk up to some guy and say "Oh my God! I haven't seen you in forever! Why didn't you ever call me?" and see how long it takes them to figure out that they dont know who the heck you are

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Comment by Kelsi on January 8, 2011 at 4:21pm
Hahahaa...I love them! :]]]
Comment by Maura on September 30, 2010 at 9:22pm
LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!! I'll do this with my Bffs :)
Comment by Alyssa on September 7, 2010 at 7:49pm
IM SO GONNA DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* MANDA *
Comment by Miss Amanda on July 23, 2010 at 3:38pm
OH MY GOSH!!! I laughed so hard! I am so going to do with this with my best friends!
Thankx for sharing!

-♥Man:D!♥
Comment by xx Kaitlyn xx on July 16, 2010 at 3:28pm
lolz.. this is soooo funny...
Comment by ChaoticClarissa♥ on December 13, 2009 at 9:47pm
u know whats weird i went to wallmart right after i read this lolz
Comment by Kelsi on December 13, 2009 at 6:30pm
LOL!! Nice...I'll have ot try that one!!
Comment by ChaoticClarissa♥ on December 13, 2009 at 4:16pm
17. when the casheir asks how you're doing go on and on about how your imaganary bf dumped you for a girl with a unibrow
Comment by Reabel on December 12, 2009 at 9:38pm
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up

145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.

331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"

Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"

213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.

And my personal favorite

135. Randomly wlk up to some guy and say "Oh my God! I haven't seen you in forever! Why didn't you ever call me?" and see how long it takes them to figure out that they dont know who the heck you are

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