The Twilight Saga

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

just so you know i didn't write this
i don't know who did
and if you think a took this off something of yours im sorry just tell me

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Comment by Alicia Smith on November 15, 2010 at 4:10pm
It's not suppposed to be funny. Even I could tell that at first glance.
Comment by Lex on August 27, 2010 at 7:08pm
I love that poem after just reading it :)
Comment by Makrasha on February 12, 2010 at 10:14am
Lol, I love this poem! : )
Comment by forevergirl on January 15, 2010 at 9:36pm
haha! it is hilarious!

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