The Twilight Saga

(theme music)host begins to speak

hi im here with two of the hottest guys on the planet
EDWARD AND JACOB(team edward and team jacob yeahs and boos)

HOST:now for our first canidate edward cullen!
EDWARD:hi everyone
HOST: so our first questions are about romance*crowd oohs and awws*
host:edward what is your expectations of a date
edward:well me an BELLA *flashes a smile at jacob*believes that as long as were together and i never leave her it doesnt matter where we are.*team edward awws as team jacob booos*
host:thats nice.......SO YOUR A STALKER WITH THREE PERSONALITIES!!
edward:what......what are you talking about
host:WE ALL KNOW YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS
edward:okay........huh
host:YOU ARE WIZARD AT HAGWORTS A VAMPIRE AND TEEN SENSATION ROBERT PATTERSON
edward wait,wait
host:and we'll be back soon for our chat with jacob buh-bye now
edward:hold on a sec im am not a........
host: see ya

Views: 2

Tags: funny, very

Comment

You need to be a member of The Twilight Saga to add comments!

Join The Twilight Saga

© 2014   Created by Hachette Book Group.

Report an Issue | Guidelines  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service