(theme music)host begins to speak
hi im here with two of the hottest guys on the planet
EDWARD AND JACOB(team edward and team jacob yeahs and boos)
HOST:now for our first canidate edward cullen!
HOST: so our first questions are about romance*crowd oohs and awws*
host:edward what is your expectations of a date
edward:well me an BELLA *flashes a smile at jacob*believes that as long as were together and i never leave her it doesnt matter where we are.*team edward awws as team jacob booos*
host:thats nice.......SO YOUR A STALKER WITH THREE PERSONALITIES!!
edward:what......what are you talking about
host:WE ALL KNOW YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS
host:YOU ARE WIZARD AT HAGWORTS A VAMPIRE AND TEEN SENSATION ROBERT PATTERSON
host:and we'll be back soon for our chat with jacob buh-bye now
edward:hold on a sec im am not a........
host: see ya