I have one friend. His name is Colin. We have been friends since preschool, shen some kids were laughing at me. H glared at them, then took my hand and pulled me towards the swings saying, "We have to stick together now, no matter what."
I was all happy about it because now I had a friend forever. He has been my only friend since. Nobody talks to either of us. We are best friends, friends for life. Or so I orginally thought.