The Twilight Saga

Resume: Hello, Jacob, what is it that you wanted to talk about?
Jacob: Resume, Ive thought long and hard about this. But, ive decided. Will you marry me?
Resume:*stare* hold on, how old are you again?
Jacob: um, 36.
Resume:*nods* and how old am i?
Jacob: 20....
Resume: soooo.....
Jacob: Well, age means nothing to me? So, other then that what eles is there?
Resume: You were in love with my Mother! DUH!
Jacob: other then that?
Resume: You smell like wet dog.
Jacob: I am dog! So, I still love you either way. So whats your answer
Resume: .....

( we'll leave the answer up to you guys. ^.- )

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