Some ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

Tie Bella to some railroad tracks. When he gets mad, say, "Wow! A little overprotective aren't we? I'm sure Jacob wouldn't mind."

Say, "HEY! Aren't you that guy from Harry Potter?!"

Use vampire expressions like, "Holy Dracula!" and "Goodbye Sweet Transylvania."

Visualize yourself naked.

Ask him to help you do something impossible (ex: Save the world.) When he says he can't, say, "I'm sure Jacob could help me."

When flying on an airplane, say, "If this plane crashes on an island, we'll eat Bella first."

Suggest that his life is too stressful. Recommend aromatherapy.Leave bloody, dead animals around him. Insist that you're helping with his aromatherapy.

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Comment by Mary Alice Cullen-Weasley on January 13, 2011 at 7:19pm: Say, "HEY! Aren't you that guy from Harry Potter?!"
Visualize yourself naked.

Lol, these were the best :)

Comment by Abbie Carlos on July 31, 2010 at 9:26am: lol!!!! i really do hate edward and i dont care if he is a fictional character its just... he annoys me! cant help it. LOL!!!! I call him Edweird. LOL

Comment by TwilightFanatic47 on April 28, 2010 at 3:11pm: there should be more ways to annoy icky edward cullen

Comment by TwilightFanatic47 on April 28, 2010 at 3:10pm: "HEY! Aren't you that guy from Harry Potter?!"

Comment by Alena G. on February 2, 2010 at 6:01pm: lol, soooooooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny

Comment by Mrs. Emmett Cullen on January 30, 2010 at 4:17pm: Haha! Thats funny!!

"Wow! A little overprotective aren't we? I'm sure Jacob wouldn't mind."