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When he’s in his wolf form, steal his pants.

When he’s a wolf and not paying attention, shave all the fur on his rear end off.

Buy him a load of dog toys.

Follow him around singing loud and off-key, “Who let the dogs out? Who who who who!”

Paint his motorcycle hot pink

Put up missing dog posters with his name on them.

Lick your fingers and touch his chest, making a sizzling sound.

Ask him about Air Bud, his bff.

Buy him a Breaking Dawn book and force him to read Edward and Bella’s honeymoon scene.When he gets mad, lean into his ear and whisper, “We could do that.”

Tell him that his nakedness bothers you and that you would much rather see Edward naked.

When he says he has to go to the bathroom, bring him outside and point to the ground. When he asks to go back inside, shake your head and say, “No one likes a doggie who isn’t housetrained

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Comment by Abbie Carlos on July 31, 2010 at 9:23am
i luv jacob but still lol.
Comment by Freja A. Andersen on July 4, 2010 at 5:26pm
love nummber 9! I would so do that if i knew him!! xD so funny!
Comment by TwilightFanatic47 on April 28, 2010 at 3:08pm
I am a jacob fan but hahahahaha
Comment by TwilightFanatic47 on April 21, 2010 at 3:39am
luv jake but lol!
Comment by TwilightFanatic47 on April 21, 2010 at 3:39am
lol!
Comment by KB Wolfe on February 24, 2010 at 7:47am
Me too. . . .
Comment by Alena G. on February 2, 2010 at 6:00pm
i think that would be a good idea... if i hated jacob black
Comment by destiny cullen on February 2, 2010 at 11:32am
lol soooooooo funny!
Comment by bella swan on February 1, 2010 at 3:53pm
lol
Comment by Victoria Love on February 1, 2010 at 1:21pm
lmao
lol i <3 it

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