The Twilight Saga

When he is making his evil plans to get Bella, randomly say things under your breath like “That’s not going to work"

Sign him up for anger management.…no one can deny he doesn’t need it

Force him to read about his death in Twilight. Cry and then laugh under your breath. Make sure he hears both.

Chase him around with garlic. Get Jacob Black to help.

Show him those love letters “Victoria” sent Edward.

Force him to play a game with you that you invented. Change the rules every 5 seconds so he loses.

“accidentally” sign him up for an Edward fan club. Force him to go to every single meeting.

lock him in a room with Edward, Jacob, Mike, etc and before you leave remind them about how James wanted to murder Bella. Watch the fun!

make him write fanfiction with you. Correct his grammar. Let people flame him and laugh when yours gets good reviews.

Tell him Victoria likes men who wear tutus. Buy him one; get all offended when he doesn’t wear it. Start crying and don’t stop until he puts it on. Video tape him in it and send it to the Cullens’, the Volturi, the Quileutes, Victoria, etc.

Views: 22

Tags: James, Some, annoy, to, ways


You need to be a member of The Twilight Saga to add comments!

Join The Twilight Saga

Comment by Abbie Carlos on July 31, 2010 at 9:20am
Comment by TwilightFanatic47 on April 21, 2010 at 3:35am
Comment by Alena G. on February 14, 2010 at 8:13pm
lol haha
Comment by Vicky S on February 13, 2010 at 2:11pm
Comment by TwilightFanatic47 on February 12, 2010 at 2:30pm

© 2014   Created by Hachette Book Group.

Report an Issue | Guidelines  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service