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Tell her that Bella is a thousand times prettier than her.

Tell her that Emmett has a tattoo of Bella on his back.

Tell her Jacob has imprinted on her.

Ask her if Jasper and her are supposed to be twins, why is he better looking?

Follow her around all day when she asks what are you doing, say "I'm trying to figure out how a vampire could be so freaking ugly.

Walk in on her and emmett then sit between them and start reading a bedtime story.

cut her hair off while she is sleeping.

Say you are pregnant even if you are not...then tell her that the dad is Emmett

Break all the mirrors in her room, then tell her that her face did it.

Tell her emmett insists she lose some weight.

Tell her that she sucks at baseball.

tell her its so much cooler being a human than a vampire.

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Comment by TwilightFanatic47 on April 28, 2010 at 3:04pm
she doesnt sleep
Comment by KB Wolfe on February 9, 2010 at 8:11am
She does.
Comment by Alena G. on February 8, 2010 at 6:08pm
i thought she played good at basball
Comment by Rianna Renesme Black on February 4, 2010 at 7:47am
Ha ha "bedtime story"

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