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THINGS YOU WOULD NOT EXPECT(NO HATE MAIL)

ON SET OF STUFF YOU WOULD NEVER BELIVE!!!
announcer-WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WOULD NEVER BELIVE SHOW!!!! HOSTED BY ALICE CULLEN!!!!(YAY ALICE)
announcer-sorry our hostess has disappearded
*alice is lock in the broom closet by edward*
roasalie-soooooooooo,im filling in for alice, and today on the stuff you would never belive show were going to have edward cullen and jacob black!!!!
*edward and jacob walk onto stage*
*addience claps and roots for faveorite person EDIKINS,JAKEY*
edward-hiya rose,this is best friend jacob
jacob-im NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND BLOODSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
edward-isn't your girlfriend a bloodsucker???
jacob-i have deciced to dump renemee intill the future(1 millisecond before she dies)and have a human girlfriend named massie
massie-I LOVE YOU JAKEY!!!!!!
edward-*in shock*wh-wh-why i thought you loved nessy???
jacob-keyword is LOVED as in not anymore,the past,im over it
edward-i'm going to kill you dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*just then as edward was going to attack Alice jumps through the steel wall and attacks edward*
alice-jacob start a fire!!!!!!!
bella-DON'T ALICE.what did edward do to you???
alice-HE.LOCKED.ME.IN.A.STEEL.BROOM.CLOSET.WITHOUT ANY SHOPPING MALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bella-*shocked*that's horrible,how could you edward,jacob how's that fire comming???
edward-but,but,but bella i love you how could do this to me?????? fine,i don't need you,i'll go out with dylan the hot redhead from the dylan show!!!!!!
bella-actually,it was really easy,you see i just decided that i love mike newton better than,i love you and you did that horrid thing to alice.
mike-*appears dresses like elvis*come on percilla
bella-*ANGRY*WHO'S PERCILLA
mike-um,you are?!?!
bella-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
jessica-hulahoops are awesome
jacob-*preppy,like a school girl* EHMAGAWSH HAVE YOU SEEN LIKE,THE NEW FALL LINE OF BEJEWLED FLEA COLLARS
massie-I.WANT.ONE.
jacob-well,okay,let's go
*massie and jacob skipp off to get a flea collar,but,by snap desison end up at a cookie factory*
****************************************************MEANWHILE**********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
alice-do you wanna go shopping after this???
bella-ummmm,sure
edward-HE-LLO WHAT ABOUT ME??????????????????
*alice looks over and the steel handcuffs that are trapping edward to a steel table and then,at the ankle-cuffs around his ankles*
*bella and alice smile and evil grin
alice-were just going to throw you in a painless little fire!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
edward-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bella-YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
announcer-well,this is the end of the show tune in next week for a dabate on-
*announcer is cut off by screaming*
announcer-DON'T THROW HIM IN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
masie-*at cookie factory with jacob*
yummy,yummy cookies
*massie holds up a cookie like,a treophy*
*jacob grabs cookie*
massie-YOU.STOLE.MY.COOKIE
jacob-*cookie crammed into mouth*NOOOOOOOOOOOO,I DIDN'T
massie-it's hard to love a cookie theif..............but,i do

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Comment by Danni on September 9, 2009 at 5:35pm
SHE IS STILL A HOTHEAD BUT NOW,SHE'S A BLOODSUCKER 2
Comment by Danni on July 31, 2009 at 3:05pm
oh,and hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Comment by Danni on July 31, 2009 at 3:05pm
yes,she is
Comment by Danni on July 26, 2009 at 4:05pm
OKAY
SHE IS A HOTHEAD
MWAH-HAHA

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