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Twilight Cake Horror!... "When Professional Cakes Go Wrong"



Hi!

In a previous blog and photo album that I uploaded I showed awesome cakes done with the Twilight theme... but searching around to see if I could find a Twilight Cake Designer in OK, I came across this...

"When Professional Cakes Go Wrong"

Imagine that its your birthday... You are a mega fan of Twilight... and you wish for a twilight cake... something like this:


or this:


but instead you get this:


I think that you will go on with the show, to avoid being mean with the person who bought the cake for you... but when the party is over you will do two things... or ether you'll laugh yourself out or you'll cry....

I would laugh... as I did when I saw those cakes.... Ive had the laugh of my life... I don't mean to be disrespectful or mean about the cake... but God... its just hilarious... look at it for your self and tell me what you think... obviously after you're done laughing... make sure you don't hurt yourself while doing it...

DP...

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The Twilight of Our Discontent


Unless you've lived under a rock for the past year or so, you know about the vampire lust phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before a bakery, in an attempt to appeal to the "I'll buy anything with Edward Cullen on it" crowd, decided to recreate the iconic book cover on a cake.

So here's the cover:


Aaaand here's the cake:


I'll give you a moment.

[whistling]

Ready? Back in your chair? Good.

Now, can I appreciate the irony of a vampire cake that sucks?

Of course I can.

Do I mind that the apple is now a red bell pepper?

Nah, not so much.

Would I still like to know what the Wreckerator was smoking when s/he made those flabby-yet-disjointed amoeba arms?

[nodding] Yes, yes I would.


Kelly L., I know you have a stake in this, so I hope you won't be cross when I say looking at this bite-sized sucker is making me downright batty.

[bowing] That's five! Five puns! Mwah-ah-ah!

Site: Cake Wrecks
Link: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/04/twilight-of-our-discontent.html
Posted by Jen at 9:25 AM
Date: Monday, April 27, 2009

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The Twilight Cake Wreck



We’ve previously shown you 28 amazing Twilight cakes. This cake falls more in the…interesting rather than amazing side of things. It’s been featured on a great blog called Cake Wrecks which shows mishaps in cake construction–this is what they had to say:

Now, can I appreciate the irony of a vampire cake that sucks?

Of course I can.

Do I mind that the apple is now a red bell pepper?

Nah, not so much.

Would I still like to know what the Wreckerator was smoking when s/he made those flabby-yet-disjointed amoeba arms?

[nodding] Yes, yes I would.

[thanks, TwiCrack]

Site: New Moon Movie Site
Link: http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/04/the-twilight-cake-wreck/
Date: April 27, 2009

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28 Creative and Amazing Twilight Cakes


What better way to show your love for Twilight than with a cake? Here is a collection of 28 amazing Twilight cakes for birthdays, release parties, and Sweet Sixteens. Which is your favorite? Know of any others we didn’t find? Share in the comments!

Site: New Moon Movie Site
Link: http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/02/28-creative-and-amazing-twilight-cakes/
Date: February 1, 2009

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Tags: Cake, Horror, Twilight

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