What am I reading now?

Breaking Dawn. For the 3rd time.

My sis is taking such a long time reading Twilight! God! While I've read NM, E, & halfway through BD, she's halfway through Twilight! What the Hale? Why is it taking her a freakin long time???

Because of Edward I will probably never fall in love with another human ever again. But of course I'm not a crazy idiot who will fall i love with an animal or a ghost or something stupid like that. I'll just never have a boyfriend, or maybe I will, but will never marry... Ever... *sigh*... GOD PLEASE MAKE EDWARD COME TO LIFE!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuuuuuuu....................