The Twilight Saga

Why we All Love Edward :) LOL


A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward Cullen would kill himself because life without you isn’t worth living.

(“Well, I wasn’t going to live without you..” He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious. “..but I wasn’t sure how to do it. I knew Emmet and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.”)

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

(He smiled my favorite smile. “Hurry back to me.”

As you come back home, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back home, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

(“I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn’t touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home.’)

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.

(“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”)

A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

Enjoy folks :)
Peace @-@ Mo

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Comment by Ineke on January 20, 2010 at 11:24am
*laughs* it is so true! they should really be more like him.. perfect!
Comment by Angelica on September 30, 2009 at 5:03pm
This is so true and funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Mo on September 17, 2009 at 5:12am
Me too...LOL and then I thought the worse thing of all where I'll get my own vampire? :D:P @-@ Mo
Comment by Vινιι Cυllєη!* on September 16, 2009 at 8:21pm
First thing I took from Twilight!
Normal guys suck!
Comment by Melissa Taylor on May 26, 2009 at 7:57pm
OMG..........that is so true, thanks for putting it out there so that other men can lurn from him LOL!!!!! it is great
Comment by Rosalie Cullen on May 25, 2009 at 8:09pm
OMG!!! i luv that its really hilarious!!!!!
Comment by Mary on May 24, 2009 at 9:48am
Good point! Edward is perfect and this is so funny :-P
Comment by Bella Benefic Swan♥ on May 21, 2009 at 8:44pm
I Love it it is so awesome
Comment by Amy on May 15, 2009 at 11:13am
That's awesome stuff LOL I love it!
Comment by Chris on May 13, 2009 at 12:37pm
HAHAHA very funny ;-P but you should write in the top " WHY NORMAL GUYS DOESN'T LOVE EDWARD AT ALL"

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