The Twilight Saga

Yeah. Men will never understand women.

"Those Creatures called Women"

If you're well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy.
If you're not, she thinks you're a nerd.
If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman.
If you don't, you're not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you're lying.
If you don't, she get mad.
If you visit her often, she says you're boring.
If you don't, she thinks you're double crossing.
If you propose early, you're a fresh guy.
If you don't, she wonders why.
If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.
If you always call, she gets angry.
If you don't, she'll not be happy.
If you give her a gift, you won't accept.
If you don't, you always forget.
If you send letters, she doesn't answer.
If you don't, you never bother.
If you ask for a date, she'll tell you she's busy.
If you don't, she says you'll be sorry.
If you're jealous, it doesn't matter.
If you're not, she thinks you don't love her.

MEN will never be able to understand WOMEN.

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Comment by Abraham Mutluri on February 28, 2009 at 5:30am
Dear Laica,

Great, You write exactly, but few are related to women also. Just change the places like( boys to girls - girls to boys). Most of the time every one is follows the same.

But great work

Abraham Mutluri
Comment by Laica on February 28, 2009 at 4:11am
hey guys! that blog, i just copy it. it wasn't mine. but i hope you'll like it either.
Comment by klutzy on February 27, 2009 at 11:12pm
awesome cos you no its soooo true!!!
Comment by esther on February 27, 2009 at 6:08am
YOU ARE SO DAMN RIGHT!!!! I love it :D

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