Haha, That should be what the next season of Everybody hates Chris should be called. :3 I'm brilliant.
Haha, how do you know? Just because of his looks? You'd be too busy drooling over him to actually learn anything. I'd like to get in on that. ;3 Haha, ohhh so none of them liked it? :\ that's a shame.
Hmm... A magic mushroom. :] Lmao, dude, that is so awkward. I would have killed myself from embarrassment before anyone knew I did anything. x3 First time? Really... wow... you are a tease. x] I love it when the beg <3
Haha, okay good, because I don't know if you'd be able to handle my... heat. v.v And you are so a sadist. Lol. Who'd just completely ignore how much a guy wants you? ONLY YOU! X3 Whose to say that he's not proof to MY statement? o.-
Haha. :3 You know how Asian's sometimes have a baby like face with huge eyes? Well... that's him. Dx And geez... his lips... >.<" they're like a pinkish color but not so dark that they're freakishly pink or red or whatever. I won't go into detail about the rest cause I know I won't be able to fight off my brain's death if I do. Haha. :3 As a matter of fact my brain completely shut off just typing about him. T.T
Haha, you sure it's not just the danger that makes you stay with him? D: Rofl, I can picture you getting caught too, that's the weird part. x3
Proving him wrong is evil? ;3 Please, you don't think it's evil... I wouldn't be surprised if you wanted details of exactly how I get him to blush. ;] MY GOD! I WILL TELL YOU THE REASON WHY! Innocence... it's just... well... I don't know if it's just me (and your boyfriend), but it's the thing that really gets me in a sadistic (and slightly masochistic) mood and I'm a very sadistic person when it comes to certain things... o_o I don't know, maybe it just has to do with the more primitive part of the male mind... :\ You know... like dudes would think it's hot because it's a sign of one being younger (more or less the age when their partner is able to bear children) to be naive and innocent and what not... Am I reading too much into this?
Of course they couldn't. v.v My sharp wit and boyish attitude can be beaten by none!
Hmmm... Well the vietnamese dude who lives across my old block was ADORABLE. xo Wrinkles? That's where I draw the line. Oh my gahsh, that reminds me of this asian sophmore in my school... my gahd... he's the most beautiful person I have ever seen.... and I mean beautiful to the point where just looking at him makes my eyes melt and my pants shrink. Ah... anyways I'm getting off topic. :3
Oh I seee... well then that's not that impressive. :D Haha That happens to me all the time, I can sympathize with the guy. :[
Haha, I know. :3 He's adorable... and no matter how much he tries to act like he has lost his innocence I still find ways to prove him wrong. =:3 And I agree 100%, I like to make him squirm. >=3
Haha, like you don't already know. x3 I've simply measured the skill of each and every sports player whom I see fit and who will allow me to um... give them feedback? Eh. :\ I don't have a witty subtlety for that part. Haha. :3
Eh... why not? Describe him to me and I shall be the judge. ;3
Haha, yeah right. :3- O.O He can't fit his problems in SWEATPANTS?! As in... baggy old man sweatpants? Hon... you're in for a world of pain.
Haha, well it used to be Alex... and it still is. x3 According to Alex I am. Haha.
Haha, how would you even approach the question. Just walk up to some really dumb neanderthal and be like "so... if I gave you a tootsie roll would you jump in the elevator to get it to stall?" Honestly, if I ever did that I'd end up getting my pretty face beat in. D:
Yeah, I get that a lot. x3 Haha.
Oh nice, didn't happen to mention gay AND will use violence to get what he wants? Dx
Who said I haven't already had him? o.e Eh? Haha, I know, and girls are no fun for gay guys. D: Honestly, the amount of chicks who ask me out on a regular basis would astound you!
Haha. It's eeasssy. x3 All you gotta do it jump when the elevator is just about to stop and there! it's stalled. :3 Well... that's hot it's at my school... cause the district is too cheap to fix it. x3 Haha.
Omg it'd be like two minutes... I'm sorry but even if the guy is like REALLLY hot (or reaaallly big) I wouldn't get shiznip out of that amount of time. I'd just be like "That's it?... What a waste!" Haha. :3 You'd have to freaking go into the elevator already flippin prepped. Haha. x3 Just be sitting in the bathroom getting yourself... well... you know. ;3 Haha. I'd freakin laugh if that actually happened.
OH aren't you the caring and cautious type. x3 Haha. I'm guessing you didn't point out the one criminal who would soon steal his v-card?
Oh... LOL. Why thank you. x3 But I like taking advantage of others better. Mehmehmeh.
Lol. I just know he's going to get frustrated with you and go to someone with their legs already in the air... aka ME!!!! MWAHAHA. I JUST KNOW IT! ;3 Jk.
Oh yes. D: LMAO!!!! Ahh the elevator... I've had my fair share of both bread baskets and bananas in an elevator :3 OMG I love my school's elevator... you can freaking stall it for hours on end... it's like the school wants you to skip it's classes for more enjoyable activities. x3
Lmao, the gay rapist always prevails even with the most protective motherly students. x3.... I should know. o.o
What's that supposed to mean?! Dx
I don't doubt that for even a second. :3
Awww, well that sucks for him. v.v I hate people who are hard to get. ;3 It's like "(edited) bend the (edited) over, or so help me..!" haha. :3
Lmao. You take after me. x3 I've been known to do that to home schooled freshmans... haha. They're just too cute, all innocent and shy, and curious... oh so curious. ;3 I almost feel bad when I tear that innocence away. D: Agh there I go ranting again. :3
Don't I know it. Haha.
OH YES! Modesty of course. :3
Haha, give him to meeee, then! I happen to like getting touchy with strangers. ;]
Haha, sometimes I think it would be better if I wasn't smart... x3 You know... for the world's sake.
Awww, poor soon to be gay. :[ COME ON! I HAVE ONLY ONE PERSON!!! (and many on my block but that's not the point.) THE POINT IS..... >.<" Come on G, you know this one... uh.... the point is... oh yeah- I'M HUNGRY FOR PLAYING!!! (of course I would have used a different phrase but you know what I mean. ;3)
That's because it's so awful that your evil mind plays it down so it can relieve bottled up stress and rage! Dx
Oh I know. Mwahaha. ;]
Aww, don't let him fall too hard... wait... scratch that... CRUSH HIM!!!!... then I'll play knight in shining white armor and rescue him from his sorrow with my friendship that will gradually become more intense until he gets strange feelings for me and will eventually confess to me and say how ashamed he is of liking me then I'll do the whole "hush don't speak it's okay" and then... well.... YOU KNOW. ;3 Mehmehmeh... it's foolproof.