The kid next door was running round the garden waving an imaginary wand and shouting out spells. "I bet you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?" I asked him.
"Yeah!" he shouted excitedly.
So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.
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Happy Birfday! ~ :D
haha :]
I think I'm the first one to wish you a happy day of celebration~
At 3:00 am xD
HaPpY BirtHdAy!!!!!!!!!
I havn't exactally figures out tumblr...so I say it here!!!!! :D
How much time did you take to alphebatize all those bands? You know what? I'm not gonna ask.
Wait. I just did.
BUT YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME, YOU NAME CHANGER!
You were doing so well, I thought you were on the road to recovery.
You ruined it.
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNED IT!
[ Sarcasm ]
See I caught it :D
LYKE ZOMG.
Yo.
APOCALYPSE?
STOPPED THAT ALREADY.
Hitler Died On May 2nd, 1945.
Voldemort Died On May 2nd, 1998.
Osama Bin Laden Died On May 2nd, 2011.
Best Coincidence Ever!
The kid next door was running round the garden waving an imaginary wand and shouting out spells. "I bet you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?" I asked him.
"Yeah!" he shouted excitedly.
So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.
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